The Minotaur

[buymeanelephant]

Ever since he successfully escaped Theseus in Crete and used the hero's ball of yarn to finally find the coveted exit to the labyrinth (the poor young man had no choice but to tell everyone that he slayed the monster, because he couldn't admit to anyone that all it wanted was to roam the world in peace) the Minotaur started looking for  a new place

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[abandnformality]

You need to stop working there.