child abuse you can believe in

[buttler]

A Tennessee dad names his baby daughter Sarah McCain Palin to "get the word out" about his candidates of choice -- all behind the back of his wife, who thought they had agreed that the girl would be named Ava Grace.

"I took one for the cause," he said, no doubt anticipating his resulting asswhupping and possible divorce.

Comments

[nihilistic_kid]

Wait, people named McCain and Palin are running for office?

Which offices?!

[buttler]

I dunno -- someone should get the word out on that.

[savia]

He should have just named her Tracksuit. It would have made Palin proud.

And don't you even think about pulling that kind of malarkey, mister "I want to name our kid Zod."

[buttler]

Don't worry about a thing, honey. Just leave it to me.

[savia]

Huh. I didn't realize you were so into the idea of being a single parent.

[buttler]

This is trust? I kinda almost said I wouldn't do that!