My brain, ladies and gentlemen

[butterflykiki]

So last night I dreamed that I had a wad of gum. That I was chewing. I snuck it from somewhere, and I wandered off so I wouldn't get caught with it. And it turned into a huuuuuge ball of dough. I put it in the garbage to hide it, and *that* was when I realized that I had to give it back. And take the bits that had garbage on them off, so no one

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[suricattus]

...that sounds like something my brain would pull. I'm sorry.