Five Ways Miss Parker & Jarod Didn't Meet (Pretender fic, 3/6)

[butterflykiki]

Go here for Part 1, disclaimers, acknowledgments, summary. Part 2 is here.

Comments

[bktheirregular]

Ah, yes, putting the "fun" in dysfunctional (is that how the cliche goes?).

Can't wait to see what emerges next!

[butterflykiki]

Heh. I'm trying for different moods for each one-- this is the funniest, but the last two I find fairly amusing too. Jarod & Miss Parker are just too nuts not to be.

[bktheirregular]

True, that.

Although I found out the hard way that getting one's birth certificate can take three weeks or more. By which time one or both of 'em would probably be either dead or expecting, at the rate this one seems to be going... *g*

[butterflykiki]

*snicker* Well, yes. Although Mr. Parker has to have a copy somewhere, and this would all be over *immediately* if he'd just pony up.

I may have to write this sucker, past the opening scene.