She does have a cool name...

[butterboy]

Apart from my physics paper on Edith Hinkley Quimby due tomorrow, I am pretty much done for the semester. Sure, there's an environmental test and a calc test tomorrow and Wednesday, but I'm not worried about those. I just need to write this physics paper

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[anonymous]

Basil, you need to quit yer bitching about the end of the semester. The ghost dropped acid before each exam, and things worked themselves out just fine. So, I need you to shut up and tell me where Swirls, aka Chris Wehrley, is going to college. And whatever happened to Ben Stern? I love that kid. Dammit, Basil, I need more WMI updates.
PS...how 'bout that George Clinton mugshot? Where do you think that ranks?

[butterboy]

Listen, hon. I don't think I need to be on your beck and call on this thing. If I have information that I want to share about Williams, I'll share it. Now, I talked to Lindsey, and she said Ben's going to NFA. I hope he's happy there. I don't even know if anyone has gotten into any college yet, and I'm to busy attempting to get into college myself to find out, though I doubt Swirls (why would you think I don't know who that is?) applied early anywhere. Seriously though, this is MY journal. MINE. I hate to break it to you, but I'm not overly concerned with the goings-on at school on a day-to-day basis. It's the end of the semester, and I'm stressed.

And I am not fluent in mugshots, m'kay? Why don't you ask Corey Bell or someone what's going on at Williams or something?

[anonymous]

dude, basil, why do you think i'm a chick? and why do you think you have the right to call me "hon," you male chauvinist pig? is it because i have the hots for swirls? why don't you think that a guy can like another guy? are you a homophobe or something? jesus, b, didn't the multicultural club teach you anything? all i want is a little info on my alma mater and i thought that you, the journalizer, would be better than corey bell. you should be flattered. but no, instead you have a hissy fit and resort to sexual harrassing me and you know what? that's sexual harrassment and i don't have to take it! rosie in '04!

[butterboy]

Since when is "hon" sexual harrassment? I'm really tired of you people. From now on, anything from The Ghost and The Stalker will be deleted as soon as I find out it's been posted.