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[butterboy]

Comment with a fake memory of me/us. (I absolutely insist that your memory be of something that never actually happened. The weirder the better!) Then post this in your own journal and see what your friends remember about you!

Also, my mom emailed me to let me know she had switched my car insurance to Gieco. I find this news extremely happy-making

Comments

[prancerqt]

So remember the time that we were in Cambodia together, and we met that midget who looked like it could be a lovechild of Dean Lawler and Michael Jordan? And then the midget took us out to dinner and we didn't even know what we were eating because it was so gross. After dinner we got all lost because we didn't know our way around Cambodia and finally Angelina Jolie rescued us and took us back home, but she had to leave the midget there :(

Those were good times

[butterboy]

Umm...she didn't leave the midget there. Why do you think she kept going to the bathroom and coming back looking quite flustered on the plane trip back?

[prancerqt]

Haha, i thought she was just air sick. I guess not! =-o

[winglessfaerie]

remember that time that we got stuck in the closet with the giant snake? and it tried to eat you and i laughed until i realized you weren't joking and you had to hide in my cleavage while i pulled out a whistle and charmed the snake? good times...

[butterboy]

That was good times! Aww. I miss your cleavage =(

[ostinatarosa]

I think the trip to New York was really fun. I had never known an AUDIENCE MEMBER to run onstage when their principal actor was injured. Well, needless to say, you were definitely the best Sweeney I have ever seen.

And who can beat the evening in the Ritz after?

[butterboy]

Aww, thank you dearie! Actually, the whole time I was trying to trip Ms. Lovett because I knew you wanted in on the action. But unfortunately she was a spry old bird.

And that was an amazing night to be sure. Though I don't envy the maid the next day. We were worse than the Doors, I'm sure.

[neutralmilk1945]

Basil, my sweet.
Do you remember that night in Singapore?
That one beautiful, endless, moonlit night?
Why can't things ever go back to the way they were then?
When things felt so right, so... safe.

[butterboy]

We can't go back there because I burned down a brothel and you got diptheria. Do you just rememeber the happy times? How quaint.

[neutralmilk1945]

At least I remember, Basil, that for one brief moment, you really loved me.

[julesrbf]

Ok, so, remember that time we were on a boat on the Hudson River, and then you insisted you could fly planes, so you turned the boat into Air Force One and flew it straight back into the river? And George W. was pretty pissed, because he was snorting lines of coke in the uber-plush bathroom? He was too coked out to swim to shore, so you had to find him those rubber floaties to wear on his arms, but they were pink and had Minnie Mouse on them. Yeah, that was pretty awesome.

[butterboy]

Umm, I said to comment with something that didn't happen. Way to follow directions.