PRICELESS

i work at a golf course and drum a lot more.
i have too many blisters to count.

i'm in need of a self induced medical coma. with an iv drip of whiskey and a respirator pumping smoke into my lungs. for an entire year.

i'm going to buy a gun. i'm going to put the barrel of the gun in my mouth when i sleep at night. i'm going to dream of things that make my trigger finger twitch. i'm going to sleep soundly for the first time in years.

if i had a noisy cricket from men in black i would shoot myself directly in the face with it.

half a pan of lasagna
2 caffeine free pepsis
two glasses of orange juice
two bowls of special k
four slices of plain toast
five oreos

MY STOMACH HURTS

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i have a sick van
the changeling is the greatest movie ever
i own bass gear
i bought a bowl with a grateful dead bear on it

i saw the license plate "pizza" yesterday.
i'm going to see 16bitchpileup on tuesday.

i have to poop so badly.