Chapter 001: That Butler, Arrival

Jan 05, 2009 19:56

[Have a demon butler in your church. He blinks at the sudden change in setting, and raises an eyebrow at the irony of a demon in a church. He looks outside and frowns. This is not where he intended to be.]

How exceedingly irritating.

the butler is not amused, oh irony

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crucesalus January 6 2009, 02:22:37 UTC
[PING. Trish pops up behind him, and reaches out to put a hand on his shoulder.] New here, pretty boy?

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:26:15 UTC
[ALSO PING. This place is just CRAWLING with pings, isn't it.]

Apparently so.

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crucesalus January 6 2009, 02:27:38 UTC
[lulz Half Demon ftw. Trish leans on his shoulder, tilting her head to the side.] So what brings you here, stranger? You seem awfully.. [And she plays a little with his collar, stepping around to face him.] Rich for a dump like this.

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:39:52 UTC
[My goodness. He grins a little, because he finds this funny.]

Perhaps. But who am I to judge, when a jewel like you could outshine even the brightest stars?

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puritaniaa January 6 2009, 02:22:55 UTC
Did you die too?

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:27:32 UTC
[Oh for heaven's sake PING. He raises an eyebrow.]

I do not recall dying.

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puritaniaa January 6 2009, 02:28:11 UTC
But a lot of people die when they come here.

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:41:17 UTC
[Well that's interesting. Files that info away for later.]

Is that so? How... sad. [Not really. He doesn't care.]

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sevenxsorrows January 6 2009, 02:23:48 UTC
Cry more.

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:29:13 UTC
[Eyebrow raise.]

May I assist you in some manner?

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sevenxsorrows January 6 2009, 02:46:23 UTC
I'd say you're the one who needs assistance.

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:52:11 UTC
Perhaps. But your response was... less than desirable.

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stained_wing January 6 2009, 02:41:36 UTC
[Ugh haet ceaseless entry confusion. Perhaps it would just be better to end it with death!] Quite.

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:44:01 UTC
[My god the hair and lack of clothing. What on earth has happened to society?]

So seems the general sentiment.

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stained_wing January 6 2009, 02:46:12 UTC
[CLOTHES ARE FOR HUMANS. THEY GET IN THE WAY OF EFFICIENT KILLING.] Have you sorted yourself out, or do you want an... explanation. [If by explanation you mean assault maybe D:]

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 02:53:30 UTC
I have heard various descriptions of the city, if that is what you imply. None of them were very detailed.

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mustloveplants January 6 2009, 04:03:16 UTC
Irritating? 'S more like confusing...

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 04:21:27 UTC
That as well, but it is more chiefly annoying to me.

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mustloveplants January 6 2009, 20:24:49 UTC
I suppose it can be.

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butlerfromhell January 6 2009, 23:46:34 UTC
Indeed.

Pardon me, but might I inquire as to your name?

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