Reason # 4218 why I hate television:
    I cant listen to "Stormy Monday" Allman Brothers or otherwise without worrying about "Pryapism, which is an erection lasting more than 4 hours."
Thanks, Cialis.

so shes still with us.  She was gone, for a few days, and miraculously recovered somehow.  meanwhile, she was temporarily replaced by the train a.k.a. dr. sax.  pretty chill guy ( Read more... )

Today we lay to rest, an unnamed friend.  Been there for the last 11 months without saying a word.  I call it "#1"
the first.  the greatest.  blue, green, purple, been alot of places, seen alot of faces.
never a clog, never a crack.  always true, always there.
You we're there for some wonderful times.
You'll be missed, friend.

Hows everybody doin tonight.
yeah, you.
how you doin?
ya doin okay?
I think were all doin ok.
Welcome, welcome, welcome,
if ya havent heard from me, im still here.
pluggin away, pluggin away.

Whats new in my life:
uhhh, work, television (its unfortunate really) music sleep.
Id like to say music is a huge part of it, but all ive been listening to is white hen ( Read more... )

Just so everyone knows, here are my predictions for bonnaroo ( Read more... )

=)
21

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best birthday candle ever.

-K

I was about to put on "Stomping Grounds" by Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, but I decided that the other song was much more obvious, fitting, and awesome ( Read more... )

Masturbating is kinda like an FBI interrogation...
dim lights, sweat, grunting, possible yelling, and eventual beating untill you get exactly what you want.

Anyone else feeling great right now, cause Im feeling great for the first time in a long time. maybe its cause I took a week to clear my head (more on that) and maybe cause its payday and maybe cause I just ended my clear headed week on a high note (pun intended ( Read more... )

Fuck, huh ( Read more... )