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[buryinmysound]

[Action - 627 Topper Street]

[Marceline realizes there's something wrong the moment she begins to slip into consciousness. For one, she's undead. She doesn't need sleep. Second, none of her furniture is this comfortable (not that this bed is the height of comfort). Third is the sun currently streaming in through the window shit shit shit. With a

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[midnight_chorus]

It's completely lame, but they won't let you go home.

[buryinmysound]

[She snorts.] I'd like to see someone try and stop me! I don't need all of my totally amazing powers to kick insane amounts of butt.

[midnight_chorus]

Doesn't matter how much butt you kick. These guys always kick harder back.

[spiraldoll]

Retro...? What does that mean?

It is not all bad, Miss! Do not fret. You can get your things back! However, you will not be able to leave on your own accord... [[there is a tiny sigh, after that.]]

[buryinmysound]

You know... retro. Really old. [Man, this kid's voice sounds oddly familiar...]

Yeah? What's stopping me?

[spiraldoll]

Oh, I see! Very old. So, is retro bad?

And, well, I do not know what is stopping you, exactly, but I know it is something! [[that isn't a riddle, or anything similar, by the way.]]

[buryinmysound]

Nah, not all the time. Some retro stuff is cool in a really cheesy way, but this whole... oldschool suburb getup really isn't.

... You're kinda weird. Has anyone ever told you that?

[frogst]

Yeah, this place is pretty bad, and there isn't even a way to leave.

Also hi I am Jade!

[buryinmysound]

Ugh, why is everyone saying that? There's always a way out.

... Yeah, sup. Name's Marceline.

[frogst]

Hi Marceline! Wellll they are probably saying it because it is true, I've only been here a few months but there are some people who have been here even longer and still haven't found a way out.

[buryinmysound]

Months? Dude, that's like the blink of an eye to me, but that's still waaaay too long to be stuck in a place like this.

This totally sucks.

Phone

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Long answer, we think it's some crazy ass mad scientist who's disguised himself as a little girl and has reality warpign powers.

Short answer... nobody we can beat the shit outta... yet.

But there are ways to get stuff back... they ain't cool though.

Phone

[buryinmysound]

... Dang, that sounds like the plot of a really bad low-budget sci-fi movie.

Okay, how do we get our stuff back?

Re: Phone

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Tell me about it. We got a wolf girl, a cuttlefish guy, zombie drone people and Nazi cyborgs and I could go on and on.

Also, I'm a demi-god.

There's two ways to get stuff back. One is to give the postman memories or body parts.

The other is participate in an 'event' which is when shit really hits the fan with all kinds of craziness.

Phone

[buryinmysound]

Ha, nice! Maybe this town won't be as bad as I thought!

Sweet, never met one of those before. I happen to be a vampire, if you need anything else to add to that crazy list.

... And that... doesn't sound so sweet. Yet somehow, I'm not surprised that "sadistic" is added onto the whole Mad Scientist thing.

[Phone]

[sturmbahnfurher]

To take such extremes already! Truly, it's nice someone with some sense has arrived.

You would have to kill the Mayor and our actual captor "Lucy" at the very least, though you'll find that a bit difficult, at the moment.

[Phone]

[buryinmysound]

What can I say? After a thousand years, I sure have a great head on my shoulders.

Yeah, so people keep telling me. Lame.

[Phone]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Indeed! I should think a thousand years would be enough to teach anyone such a life lesson!

Oh, it's not so bad. The town is boring at times, but it can become amusing rather quickly.

[Phone]

[buryinmysound]

Yyyyyep. I'm like a bastion of worldly wisdom at this point.

Yeah, crazy things happening when stuff hits the fan, right? Gotta say, I'm pretty interested in seeing what this place can do.