{Sixteen (44)} &diams I want your leather-studded KISS in the sand

[burntorangesky]

My garb appears to be composed entirely of raw meat.

[Pen taps]I certainly hope this does not last very long. Aside from the fact that it will very soon start to smell rather horrible, I can well imagine animals will be following me about the Sphere for as long as I am forced to wear it. Aven certainly likes doing so

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this is after his pull time so he actually has no idea for once!

[man_genius]

...MEAT?

Mine aren't rude, they're just insulting.

ahahah, awesome

[burntorangesky]

Indeed. Even my shoes are composed of it. Why someone would even make such a thing is beyond my comprehension.

So you also received them? Most intriguing.

[man_genius]

Bellflower is wearing a dead bird.

So did Youth. You following me here?

[burntorangesky]

...I suppose there is some small consolation in that I am not the only one wearing dead animals.

I believe I am.

[crimsonmischief]

Raw meat? Well... I suppose it would be useful if one was trying to bring as much food around as one possibly could...

[burntorangesky]

But why raw meat? It is hardly the most comfortable of things to wear directly next to one's skin.

[crimsonmischief]

I must admit that I haven't the faintest clue.

Have you tried cooking parts of your outfit?

[burntorangesky]

Not as yet; I am not entirely certain something apparently meant to pass as an article of clothing would be good for a person to consume.

On that note, I am not entirely certain I can remove it at all.

[grab_my_bells]

What do your nametags say?

[burntorangesky]

Quite rude names, which I will not write down here, and some rather [pen taps] amusing ones, such as 'french fries' and 'cookies.' 'Limey' as well, for some reason.

[grab_my_bells]

[That amuses him, after she went and called him foodnames]

Maybe it finds you tasty. I wouldn't be surprised.

[burntorangesky]

Most amusing, yes.

[live_ringer]

Raw meat? ...I think you win. Or lose, as the case may be.

[burntorangesky]

I am not entirely certain myself.

[A pen tap or two.]

Hopefully it will allow me to wear something over it, a long skirt perhaps. It does not cover as much as I would prefer.

[live_ringer]

So it's... a meat leotard? Or just a short meat... garment. That really can't be sanitary.

And you got two whammies in a row, huh? [He kind of half-followed the conversation with Genius. A lot of it was struck out before he could read, so he's only got a vague impression of what happened.]

Struck after he replies

[burntorangesky]

The first thing I am going to do once this goes away is take a long bath. Possibly in disinfectant.

It would seem so. The name thing, however, appears to be at least in part my fault, so I can hardly complain much about that.

[spandexisyouth]

I like my outfit. I do not know why so many got outfits they do not like.

Yes. 'Guy' and 'Generic Male.'

[burntorangesky]

Perhaps the obvious answer is the correct one--that is, the Tree enjoys doing this sort of thing to us.

[spandexisyouth]

It is the easy one, yes. I am sorry that you have one you do not like. Mine is spandex, but it is white, with sequins!

[burntorangesky]

The easy answer, then.

I shall get used to it, given time.