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Don't Piss Jack White Off--We All Saw What Happened To That Von Bondies Guy ( Read more... )

apparently, it is not possible to add "water balloon fights with the neighbors which involve massive civilian casualties" nor, "waterballoonfightswhichinvolvemassiveciviliancasualties" to my 'interests ( Read more... )

i reach ( Read more... )

...feel somewhat sick from lack of sleep and lack of care for myself ( Read more... )

Dear mind-sucking internet diary,

Altough my CD is for sale online for the low-low price of $8.00, i went ahead and set-up an account to offer single songs for download at $1.00 each.

"Only one dollar to download a Soulcrater track? That's INCREDIBLE"
you might say...

and, yes, only charging one dollar to download an incredible track is ( Read more... )

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...So i totally just sold another copy of my CD. According to a friend of mine, selling at this rate will make the CD go platinum in 20049... the only problem is staying alive that long.

On the positive side, the amount i have sold almost outnumbers i have given away. Sweet.

From a 1994 "seromon"

"Why are Unification Church members so precious in this world? Because we are the ones who have the qualification to say, "I, as a man, represent the entire 2.5 billion men in this world" and, "I, as a woman, represent the entire 2.5 billion women in the world." When the man and woman who are able to represent all men and ( Read more... )

i find myself funny...but i am exteremely aware that the rest of the world doesn't really find me at all humorous. this does not bother me in the slightest. What follows is a chat transcript proving my point. (my handle is unitnumber1982 ( Read more... )

Wrote a new song... don't worry- it's not autobiographical ( Read more... )