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[buonobuono_ooh]

...the Island of Beautiful Women didn't work out. It's not like they weren't beautiful enough or anything. Quite the opposite! They were TOO beautiful! That's right! TOO BEAUTIFUL and they liked us TOO much so we had to leave! alkdsgjalksdgjalskgjl

Comments

[el_tomatino]

It's not so bad~ Thinks of the going to the toilet as an adventure!!

And don't forget to put on a coat before you leave the ship.

[el_tomatino]

What was it? You can tell me, don't worry!!

Sure~ Anything you want!

[buonobuono_ooh]

DIET COKE!!

Fine. Then if you cook me three meals a day AND give me full service, you can have some of my food.

[el_tomatino]

You spilled diet coke all over the floor??

Hahaha, sure, sure! That sounds familiar~

[buonobuono_ooh]

...yes. SPAIN LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT ACCIDENTS! LKJGDSLKGJ

It does? Are you supposed to be doing that anyway?

[el_tomatino]

Alright, alright - why are you having diet coke, then?? Are you trying to lose weight?

I'm almost sure you've asked me to do that before!

[buonobuono_ooh]

Oh my fucking god, why do I talk to you. YES. I'M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT. NOW SHUT UP.

I have? So why AREN'T you doing it?

[el_tomatino]

What?? Lovi!! You're beautiful the way you are!!

I don't have time to make 3 meals a day!

[buonobuono_ooh]

...

[buonobuono_ooh]

...of course I am.

What about two?

[el_tomatino]

Then don't diet!

I can try to do that!

[buonobuono_ooh]

I wasn't really, bastard. But I won't! Just because.

Then it's a deal!

[el_tomatino]

I'm glad!! You're cuter with something to pinch, anyway~~

Two meals in exchange of some of your food? I'm in!

[buonobuono_ooh]

...WHAT?! I'M DIETING! THAT'S WORSE THAN CALLING ME A TOMATO!!

You also have to be my slave.

[el_tomatino]

What?? But it's a compliment!!

That's not equivalent at all!

[buonobuono_ooh]

YOU CALLED ME FAT!

For a week?