Dear Lovino~

[buonobuono_ooh]

Because you all seem to suck need assistance at love and life, I've decided to open up an advice column. It's called Dear Lovino. It's simple, write me a letter, anonymous or not and ask me about something that is bothering you or something you need answered. Don't forget to sign your letters

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[card_guardian]

An advice column is really nice of you, Lovino-san!

[buonobuono_ooh]

I'm just doing my part to help, Sakura.

[card_guardian]

O-of course.

Did anyone ask for help yet?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Hm. Not yet.

Do you have anything you need help with?

[flatlikeawall]

Dear Lovino the Handsome,

I woke up this morning and had an omelet. I miss my friends. I wish they were here, but not really. I'm working on my costume. My life is fine. My love life is another story. Please help me.

Write Back,
Mashiro~

[buonobuono_ooh]

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Dear Mashiro Bianca,

I hope your omelet was delicious and that you didn't ruin it with hashbrowns. That would be a tragedy. Your friends? Do you have any friends nearby? Where are your friends anyway?

Did you decide on something for a costume?

Help you with your love life? Is that your question? Do you have someone in mind?

Tua,
Lovino the Handsome

[flatlikeawall]

:) :D =D

Dear Lovino the Handsome,

It was! I didn't have hashbrowns, but maybe tomorrow! They are my family. I never been away from them this long before. They're probably whacking each other with flip-flops, watching and reading porn, meeting one true loves, prepping for battle, reading manga, and more ... without me.

My costume will be a secret! Maybe I'll let you call me Bianca on that day.

Possibly~

Awaiting for wise advice,
Mashiro~

[buonobuono_ooh]

Cara Mia,

I don't recommend hashbrowns. They don't go well with omelets. In fact, thye don't go well with ANYTHING.

Were they the ones from the picture you showed me?

A secret? Why? Did you take my advice or someone else's? Really?

Is that a secret too?

Baci,
Lovino

[bellabelgium]

Dear Lovino,

I'm having some issues thinking up what I should be for Halloween. Do you have any ideas?

Sincerely,
Bella

[buonobuono_ooh]

Mia Cara,

Anything you dress up as would be beautiful, you know that. Unless you want to be scary. Is that your intention?

Baci,
Lovino

[bellabelgium]

Something someone else might not think to be. France has already offered that I match him but I'm not sure.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Why the hell would you want to match France? That's like trying to match a diamond chandelier to the paper napkins on the table.

I say you dress up as the exact OPPOSITE as France.

What is France being?

[mountain_idiot]

Dear Lovino,

Do you think anyone around here would be interested in starting a baseball league?

From,
Yamamoto Takeshi

[buonobuono_ooh]

Dear Jackass,

No. Because baseball sucks and you're a stupid idiot. Grow some brains.

No love,
Me.

[pornandballs]

I!! I AM INTERESTED!! Do you have your own team??? We are the Nishiura and we are trying to gather enough members to play!! Currently we are only 3

From,
Tajima Yuuichirou

[buonobuono_ooh]

You're not supposed to write a letter to this idiot!

[anonymous]

Dear Lovino,

I don't have any family here and it's very lonely. What do you think I should do?

Sincerely,

Anonymous

[buonobuono_ooh]

Dear Anonymous,

Think of how I feel. I have my brother here all the time and it fucking sucks. You should ENJOY your time without your family because once they show up, they're going to be all over German assholes and you're going to be left in the dust all the time!

-Lovino

[anonymous]

Thanks?

[buonobuono_ooh]

If you wanted better advice, you should have worded your question like less of an asstard.