NON BUONO TOMATO!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

This is unfuckingbelievable. We have been unable to find an island that sells, grows or gives away tomatoes all week

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[bellabelgium]

Taiwan offered to send us what she finds.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Do you think the ones she has are still good?

[bellabelgium]

I have no idea. I'm hoping for the best.

[buonobuono_ooh]

They were fresh when they were STOLEN from us a week ago.

[el_tomatino]

This is a great idea, Lovi!!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

...what is?

[el_tomatino]

Asking for tomatoes!

[buonobuono_ooh]

Of course it is, bastard. Why didn't you do this in the first place?

[deadgirldropout]

...tomato monsters?

[buonobuono_ooh]

If you see an island with giant tomatoes, don't get excited. They're evil.

[deadgirldropout]

There are pretty big tomatoes here on this island, I'm sure I can send you some, if you want.

That's fucking weird.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Don't go near them! They might be alive!

[teatime_bitch]

Hahaha!

[buonobuono_ooh]

What's so funny?!

[teatime_bitch]

Tomatoes that bite back. I might have found the perfect weapon to use against that Spanish bastard.

[buonobuono_ooh]

How is that the perfect weapon? You could use a pencil and take him out, why bother with a tomato?

[herotoyouall]

Are you serious?? I want to see tomatoes like those!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

WHY?! That's not a real tomato! That's a big red monster that is pretending to be a tomato!

[herotoyouall]

Yeah, but look at all those people!! I could totally save them!

[buonobuono_ooh]

Those aren't real people! This is an artist's rendition you toolbagasscock.