Well, herp my derp.

[bunnyfishmeljel]

Only I could burn my ankle while cooking porkchops.
what the fuck

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[hairypolack]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/48420869.html

[bunnyfishmeljel]

I'm not so into Avatar, but I've heard about how horrible it is. D:

[bunnyfishmeljel]

I accidentally dropped a porkchop into the pan and a glob of oil splashed on to my ankle.

[bunnyfishmeljel]

Yeah, I usually pop on my arm warmers when I cook pork, but next time I guess I'll wear my boot socks, too. D:

[missmorrichan]

First off, I'm going to steal the phrase "Herp my derp". Because.

Second, how did that happen? My only guess is that perhaps some oil splashed off of the pan and on to your ankle. Or, like, the cooked pork chop came to life and, wanting vengeance, jumped down and bit your exposed flesh. It is a mystery.

[bunnyfishmeljel]

You'd be right. I accidentally dropped a porkchop into the pan and a glob of oil splashed on to my ankle.

The zombie porkchop theory is a little more interesting, though.