Fic | Major Relief

[bunnothun]

Title: Major Relief
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2700+
Summary: When you spend all day in a chair, sometimes all you need is an excuse to stretch.
A/N: So, porn. Yep. (In my head, Teddy is apparently a polisci major, which, hey head, remember how we never took polisci, yeah

Comments

[riko]

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

Things I am inordinately pleased about OTHER than the HOT PORN: Pet Avengers, Teddy the polisci major, Billy being an underachiever. PS. I LOVE YOU.

[attilatehbun]

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I FREAKING ADORE YOU

IDK WHY MY BRAIN HAS DECIDED THAT BILLY IS ALL FEH, ACADEMIA AND TEDDY IS LIKE I AM GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD BECAUSE OF MY ALIEN BAGGAGE but I like it

♥ ♥ ♥

[riko]

I think what's brilliant about that piece of headcanon is that for some reason, I have it too?

Maybe it's because Billy is the nonathletic, sarcastic, geeky one which usually people interpret as the smart one, and I like nothing better than defying people's assumptions. SO HAH. AND YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE.

[attilatehbun]

HIVEMIND HIVEMIND

DEFYING ASSUMPTIONS IS THE BEST ngl this is the primary motivation for like 98% of what i do. Besides you can be totally smart and totally underachieving at the same time. Achieving requires patience and what does Billy Kaplan lack? hmmmmm

o/~YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY o/~

[attilatehbun]

Ha ha college dorms should come equipped with them, amirite? You can always give them back when you graduate. :P

asldkjfa;lkrja;lekuaoiajer shush

[a_big_apple]

Ahhh, so perfect, they are the sweetest, hottest, most adorable and hilarious boys, and you always write them SO DAMN WELL.

[attilatehbun]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa THANK YOU ♥ ♥ ♥

[fullmetal_cute]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~ for porn! Especially well written porn.

[attilatehbun]

Fandom always needs more porn, amirite? Thank you~~~~

[lilpocketninja]

1. You worked Pet Avengers into a pwp, if you did not already have my undying devotion you would have just gained it.

2. guh

3. I love love love the way you write them. So snarky and incoherent and in love. &hearts

[attilatehbun]

1. I am actually somewhat shocked I have not worked them into a story before now tbh

2. a;sdklar;rila;sdij

3. ...shush ♥ ♥ ♥