Comments | bunn: Ummm... really? REALLY?

bunn

Ummm... really? REALLY?

Feb 27, 2015 16:01

Just saw this posted by a local hotel, bragging about the themed wedding they are about to host.

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a song of ice and fire, things that make you go hmmm

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philmophlegm February 27 2015, 16:48:00 UTC

If the band starts playing 'The Rains of Castamere', I'd be out the window...

adaese February 27 2015, 18:07:02 UTC

Weddings these days are clearly much less staid than in our day. So much so, they're having to recruit extra staff at the cemeteries:
http://www.arnosvale.org.uk/latest-news/715-part-time-duty-manager-vacancy

bunn February 27 2015, 20:17:27 UTC

Oh, I SO feel for the poor soul forced to come up with a slogan for that place... "A place to remember" indeed! :-D

helflaed February 27 2015, 18:11:30 UTC

Meh- rinse them in cold water and wash them at 30 degrees and the stains will come right out...

bunn March 1 2015, 09:19:53 UTC

I shall just call you 'Helflaed Frey'.... :-P

Though really given the carnage and the fact that things seem to clean up pretty well, they must have some pretty refined approaches to bloodstain removal in Westeros.

ladyofastolat February 27 2015, 19:22:07 UTC

If I was a guest, I think I'd only REALLY worry if I was placed at the Stark table...

bunn February 27 2015, 20:16:18 UTC

I'm not sure I'd feel too confident on the Lannister table either.

Not sure I'd feel entirely happy among the Freys or Boltons either, you'd definitely be looking sideways at the other people on the table! :-D

ladyofastolat February 27 2015, 20:49:40 UTC

Yeah, but at least if I was at the Lannister, Frey or Bolton table, I'd feel hope that when the... unpleasantness erupted, my table-mates would be amongst the perpetrators. Hopefully they'd remember how we'd bonded over our shared confusion about how to eat quail's eggs, and spare me.

chainmailmaiden February 28 2015, 00:02:28 UTC

Oh I don't know, I think there'd be so much fun to be had organising a wedding like that :-D

bunn March 1 2015, 09:18:01 UTC

I can just see you: "Now, are the hidden daggers in place on the Frey table? Make sure the Starks have plenty of bread, the starch will slow them down." :-D

chainmailmaiden March 1 2015, 18:13:46 UTC

Oh yes! & Tailored favours for the tables. Bags of chocolate gold coins for the Lannisters, miniatures of Stag's Breath liqueur for the Baratheons and a surprise bottle labeled "Tears of Lys" hidden in someone's napkin. You could almost do the whole thing as a murder mystery dinner. Be far more fun than the standard dinner then disco, which seems to be the standard formula today.