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[bumpousmaximous]

My mom was sad tonight so I knocked over my litter so she could get her mind off sad stuff and on to good stuff like my poop. Before that my Dad and I imitated each other and I tried to walk on my hind legs. I have not knocked over my food as of yet, but the night is young and I have a hankering that no one will play fetch with me, just like they

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[ohbusiness]

you were great last night. it hasn't been like that in y ears.

[sellinjesus]

You're a meany head, Bump.