eLEVEN,

[bullsit]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, it is Tavros, again, and I really didn't mean to say that this time, since I was sort of hoping maybe I have spoken enough at this point, to not have to, but it is kind of too late to take that back

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[heardeadpe0ple]

[RING RING. Aradia is calling you back. How dare you hang up on her.]

Oh! Do you mean the human Holiday we just had? I thought it was a lot of fun! I got to be human Indiana Jones or something!

But what's this about a moirail! Do I know who it is? I'm so out of the loop about these things!

[bullsit]

[SORRY ARADIA...]

Woah, uh, that is pretty cool, about the Indiana thing, since he is a pretty cool person, and so are you, and also, I wouldn't really worry, about the loop, since the loop is confusing, and also painful most of the time.

Do you know, um, Lucas?

[heardeadpe0ple]

[She doesn't mind of course.]

It was very cool! Kanaya said I looked very rugged in it. The loop isn't too bad. As long as I'm not making a bunch of doomed selves of me I guess.

I don't! But I must meet him now! I'm so excited for you Tavros.

[bullsit]

. . . Do you think, they have Pupa Pan, anywhere?

[no tavros no stop you incredible dork]

And maybe, we should all meet, that might be fun, to see everyone at once.

[wolf_faerie]

Strange things can happen on this night. But every holiday here is strange...

What's a moirail?

[bullsit]

. . . What kind of, um, strange things?

And a moirail, is a troll thing, that is something I should probably figure out, how to properly explain, if I'm going to say it.

[wolf_faerie]

Things like how the worlds of spirits and humans come together on this one night. [Wow, that sounds...oddly cryptic.]

So what is it?

[bullsit]

That doesn't really sound, too terrible, but also still holds, the potential to be terrifying, so I think, that I am still unsure, about this holiday.

It is, uuh, something like being friends, who are a lot more important, than just friends, and you kind of, uh, help each other, with your worst qualities, I think.

[geez tavros you are the troll here you could at least know what youre getting into]

[a_gentle_boy]

[bright red
calling back still

Tavros?

Um. It's fine if you want to say it. I don't mind. But I don't know if I'd say great... I mean, the moirail thing is great! But I'm not so much.

[bullsit]

Oh, uh, sorry, but I am in completely disagreement, with you right now, because, you are actually, great, heh.

[a_gentle_boy]

...I think it's too soon to have a fight so maybe we can compromise. I'll agree I'm great if you'll agree with me that you're great.

[bullsit]

Woah, uh, I am not sure, that is a compromise I can agree to, considering the inherent falsehood, but I guess, if it avoids a fight, I can, um, agree.

[miraculls]

[calls back...the wrong number....

this happens a few dozen more times until through the extremely canny and deductive method known as mashing random buttons, Gamzee finally manages to guess the right one]

Uhhhh...is this Tavros? If it ain't, I don't really want any more circular sliced flatbread with rotten lactose on top, I already got sent a whole motherfuckin' bunch.

[bullsit]

Yeah, uh, this is Tavros, not anyone else, and I don't really have any grubberoni anyway, so I don't think, you have to worry about that.

[miraculls]

[YES ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL CASE FOR THE BRILLIANT DETECTIVE GAMZEE]

Hey, bro! I heard you went and snagged yourself a motherfuckin' moirail. Congratu-fucking-lations, honk!

[bullsit]

Oh, heh, thanks, yeah I am pretty glad, myself, and thanks.

[crusthatecean]

[Calling back.]

Okay, first of all, why would you just announce that and hang up. What's wrong with you?

Second of all, okay, he doesn't seem like a complete moron about these things like some humans are, but you do realize that humans don't have moirallegiance and it might be a difficult concept for one? Have you ever considered taking things slow?

[bullsit]

Oh, uh, hi, Karkat, how are you?

[crusthatecean]

What?

Oh, I'm fine, I guess.

[bullsit]

Uuuuuh, okay, that's good, anyway, I think I was slow, considering that I might have told him, and not told you, about two perigees ago.