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[bullsit]

[ wow everyone sure is depressed lately it is time for the newly-confident Toreador to HELP CHEER EVERYONE UP with the power of

HILAROUS JOKES!!!!

these atrocious things all come over the phone and are also all hilarious okay BEGIN LAUGHING NOW ]

[ A. ]  Hey, uh, do you know if your thermal hull is running?

[ B. ] Um, hi, I am calling here, today, to

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[hwamei]

Aww, well, sure I'll help, Tavros! What do I have to do?

[bullsit]

Who is, uh, Tavros, I don't know that guy, at all, and have no clue, why he would possibly be, um, conducting this call, but I'm sure, he is a pretty cool dude, whoever he is.

[hwamei]

[ laughs!! wait that wasn't part of the joke was it ] Oh, I dunno about cool...

[bullsit]

Uh, maybe at least, tepid, or possibly even edging towards vaguely chilly?

[hwamei]

Hmm? Well, I guess he's sort of like lukewarm water. The kind that you leave out for too long.

[bullsit]

Oh.

Maybe it is a good thing, then, that I am not that guy.

[hwamei]

Hahaha! Just kidding, Tavros! Don't feel bad!

[bullsit]

Haha, oh, okay, I guess even though I kind of ruined the joke, are you maybe feeling a little cheered up, because of your humor, at my failure?

[hwamei]

Yes! [ wait ] Oh, I mean - don't call it a failure... But it definitely made me feel better, you know! Thank you!

[bullsit]

I'm, uh, really glad, because I kind of owed you, because of you making me feel better, about that other thing, a while back, so thanks, for that.

[hwamei]

Hehe, you're welcome. I've been a little worried about stuff lately-[pause] But I'm alright now, I guess! You need to work on your jokes a little, though. How are you!!