Gamzee's gone home you dum8o! Just like Karkat. Or at least that's what I've 8een told happens when someone disappears from here. Get over it. He's gone, he may or may not 8e 8ack. You're still in Goldenrod I'm guessing.
i KNOW, i MEAN, i GUESS, EVEN THOUGH i'M HOPING NOT, bUT, i CAN'T SAY THAT TO THE BEASTS, tHAT HE LEFT FOR ME, uHH, i DON'T KNOW IF pOKEMON CRY, bUT, i MEAN, iT'S JUST, pRETTY SAD, tO SEE, tHE WAY THEY'RE ACTING, i MEAN, aND THE THINGS THAT THEY SAY, iNSIDE THE TALKING PART OF THEIR SPONGES, i GUESS, aLSO, yES, i'M STILL IN gOLDENROD, sINCE, i DON'T THINK i'LL LEAVE, fOR A LONG TIME, aFTER THE SHENANIGANS THAT OCCURRED IN ORDER FOR ME TO ARRIVE,
Sure you can say it to them. They should 8e a8le to take it. If they can't, they need to toughen up! They can't mope around forever just 8ecause he's gone. 8esides, you're their trainer now, so train them! Make them yours! If you can do anything (which you can't! Hah!) it's make dum8 creatures feel 8etter. Where are you right now anyway?
[She might be looking to come find him and terrorize him aka check up on him]
i DON'T KNOW, i GUESS, mAYBE i SHOULD, i'LL ASK THEM HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THAT, aFTER THEY REST, bECAUSE, uHH, tHEY WENT THROUGH A LOT OF TROUBLE, iN THE SAME WAY THAT i ALSO DID, tO GET TO WHERE i AM, wHICH, tO ANSWER YOUR OTHER QUESTION, iS THAT i WENT FOR A, uH, wHAT WOULD ORDINARILY BE CALLED A WALK, tO THINGS THAT CAN TAKE THAT ACTION, aND, sO, i'M,,, oUTSIDE, sOMEWHERE,
Hahahahahahahaha! Okay. I had to picture the idea of you going for a walk. May8e you should call it a wheel. You're going for a wheel! Wheeeeeeeel! 8ut somewhere isn't very descriptive. What's around you, stupid?
[Heading out the door now. Geeze, so much trouble Tavros.]
a WHEEL, hEH, yES, i GUESS THAT'S MORE ACCURATE, fOR WHAT i'M DOING, mOSTLY, uHH, oKAY, aROUND ME, tHERE'S BUILDINGS, oNE OF THEM LOOKS VERY COLORFUL AND, uNUSUAL, lIKE A CIRCUS TENT, oR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE, oH WAIT,
nO, oKAY, i THOUGHT i KNEW WHERE i WAS BUT THEN THE THING THAT i THOUGHT WAS ONE THING WAS, uHH, a DIFFERENT THING, sO, nEVER MIND, aNYWAY, yES, tHE COLORFUL TENT BUILDING, aND SOME TRACKS FOR A STEAM VEHICLE, aND LOTS OF TALL HIVESTEMS, mOSTLY,
Woooooooow. I hope you never have to give directions. "Um, so you'll come across this, um, thing, it's, um, tall, and you'll turn right, and then um, go until you reach a building. It'll have a, um, sign thing, on it, and um" Ugh. I can't 8elieve I just typed that. It was physically painful for me to type that. Painful.
[She knows the tracks and the big colorful tent building. So she's headed there.]
wHY WOULD YOU TYPE A THING THAT, uHH, cAUSES YOU HARM, tHAT SEEMS KIND OF COUNTER PRODUCTIVE,
[ he's just wal--wheeling around exploring things! a prime target for back attacks, as always. also, being followed around by the most morose Magnemite ever. ]
[ oh, hm. forward motion. ...fast forward motion! REALLY FAST FORWARD MOTION, WHAT IS GOING ON. OH GOD. he lets out a yelp of surprise and grabs onto the arms of his wheelchair, too petrified to think of turning his head right away. it's sad, if he weren't so surprised, he might actually think this is kind of fun. at least until he realizes it's Vriska behind the wheel...s. ]
[ ooohhhh noooooo, the wheels are spinning too fast for him to put the brakes on, but he tries to grab on and steer, anyway, which really hurts his hands and does nothing to help the situation except for make him careen to the side and crash into a row of trash cans horizontally instead of head on.
but he still goes flying into the mess anyway, over the pile of cans and into a nearby yard. ]
Or at least that's what I've 8een told happens when someone disappears from here.
Get over it. He's gone, he may or may not 8e 8ack.
You're still in Goldenrod I'm guessing.
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uHH, i DON'T KNOW IF pOKEMON CRY, bUT, i MEAN,
iT'S JUST, pRETTY SAD, tO SEE, tHE WAY THEY'RE ACTING, i MEAN, aND THE THINGS THAT THEY SAY, iNSIDE THE TALKING PART OF THEIR SPONGES, i GUESS,
aLSO, yES, i'M STILL IN gOLDENROD, sINCE, i DON'T THINK i'LL LEAVE, fOR A LONG TIME, aFTER THE SHENANIGANS THAT OCCURRED IN ORDER FOR ME TO ARRIVE,
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They should 8e a8le to take it.
If they can't, they need to toughen up!
They can't mope around forever just 8ecause he's gone.
8esides, you're their trainer now, so train them!
Make them yours!
If you can do anything (which you can't! Hah!) it's make dum8 creatures feel 8etter.
Where are you right now anyway?
[She might be looking to come find him and terrorize him aka check up on him]
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i'LL ASK THEM HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THAT, aFTER THEY REST, bECAUSE, uHH, tHEY WENT THROUGH A LOT OF TROUBLE, iN THE SAME WAY THAT i ALSO DID, tO GET TO WHERE i AM,
wHICH, tO ANSWER YOUR OTHER QUESTION, iS THAT i WENT FOR A,
uH,
wHAT WOULD ORDINARILY BE CALLED A WALK, tO THINGS THAT CAN TAKE THAT ACTION,
aND, sO, i'M,,,
oUTSIDE,
sOMEWHERE,
[ 8| lost, in other words. ]
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Okay.
I had to picture the idea of you going for a walk.
May8e you should call it a wheel.
You're going for a wheel!
Wheeeeeeeel!
8ut somewhere isn't very descriptive.
What's around you, stupid?
[Heading out the door now. Geeze, so much trouble Tavros.]
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uHH, oKAY, aROUND ME, tHERE'S BUILDINGS, oNE OF THEM LOOKS VERY COLORFUL AND, uNUSUAL, lIKE A CIRCUS TENT, oR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE,
oH WAIT,
nO, oKAY, i THOUGHT i KNEW WHERE i WAS BUT THEN THE THING THAT i THOUGHT WAS ONE THING WAS, uHH, a DIFFERENT THING,
sO, nEVER MIND,
aNYWAY, yES, tHE COLORFUL TENT BUILDING, aND SOME TRACKS FOR A STEAM VEHICLE, aND LOTS OF TALL HIVESTEMS, mOSTLY,
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I hope you never have to give directions.
"Um, so you'll come across this, um, thing, it's, um, tall, and you'll turn right, and then um, go until you reach a building. It'll have a, um, sign thing, on it, and um"
Ugh.
I can't 8elieve I just typed that.
It was physically painful for me to type that.
Painful.
[She knows the tracks and the big colorful tent building. So she's headed there.]
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tHAT SEEMS KIND OF COUNTER PRODUCTIVE,
[ he's just wal--wheeling around exploring things! a prime target for back attacks, as always. also, being followed around by the most morose Magnemite ever. ]
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It hurts me.
[She'll go for the back attack, just as soon as she catches up. Too good not to do it.]
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Good idea.
[So she turns her gear off.]
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Whoaaa, wait, stop-!
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[She keeps running with him until she builds up a good speed then lets go and lets him coast on his own, toward near certain crashdom.]
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but he still goes flying into the mess anyway, over the pile of cans and into a nearby yard. ]
Oww...
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Need a leg up there! Ha ha ha!
[Oh, she just cracks herself up.]
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