CPXW issue #15: Overheard.

Overheard: student complaining about anthropology class. Please pardon the profanity.

"We have to know who they fucking were, where they fucking were, what they fucking did, why they fucking did it, what they fucking believed..."
"Do you also have to remember who they were fucking?"

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"I wonder what it'd be like to be a firefly."
"You really want your rear end to glow?"

"You make the mistake of assuming that everything happens according to plan. Sometimes, plans get messed up, chewed up and regurgitated, stomped, spat upon, and beaten to a bloody pulp."

Dheera just created a classic.

On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:06:17 -0400
Liz wrote:

> > Dear All,
> >
> > Don't let the gloomy weather get you down...April showers bring May
> > flowers...

No... March resarch bring April staple for May thesis.

-dheera

Every person has three tudes--latitude, longitude, and attitude.

Problems arise when combinations of two or three of those are wrong.

(Just because I think it's a rather nice line I just came up with (and used in another phone argument conversation with my mom ( Read more... )

"Seriously, the grapes ARE sour! Stick a dang pH meter into them if you don't believe me!"

(Background: I kinda pursued an idea for a short time, then became busy with other things and stopped, but in retrospect it wasn't all that great an idea anyway and wouldn't have worked. So the grapes really are sour.)

[act director] "We are very strict with badges [to go behind the scenes at a "Miss Angel" pageant]."
[Munch] "How hard is it to get a badge?"
[act director] "Twenty-five dollars."

From the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode "Appearances".

[Munch] Know the #1 search term on the internet?
[Jeffries] "Sex"?
[Munch] No, that's #2. #1 is Pam Anderson.

From Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode "Chat Room".

"NO TICKET."

~Indiana Jones