this is your last chance, if you wanna come. we leave tuesday. even if you wanna come up for a couple nights. you won't wanna miss this trip, so call me, 203-8371. we're fucking closing this year out with a bang and starting the new one with a BOOM! ahhh. can't wait.
it's kind of embarassing when your dad instant messages you and your away message says 'i've got a big fucking boner right now.' it's even worse when he says 'me too, son, me too'