ST FIC - If at first you don't succeed

[buhnebeest]

Title: If at first you don't succeed
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/Gaila bff-ery
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Cracky porn? Or porny crack.
Warning: Sex, masturbation & in-depth discussion of male genitalia, as said by elfsausage, who beta'd this and is awesome.
A/N: This is a response to this prompt at the

Comments

[buhnebeest]

Haha dankjewel! Echt vet, onverwacht Nederlands in het commentaar! Ja, Jim weet wel hoe hij ervoor moet gaan. *grijnst* (Je icoontje is trouwens helemaal tof, mag ik m pikken?)

(Keep doing it, it's awesome and not wrong at all. And you never formulated responses to porn in class? Seems like the perfect motivational tool to me :D)

[zoulaiga]

godver! dude, als ik had geweten dat er nederlanders (belgen) actief waren in de comm... uhm. kweenieman.
nuh, anyway, ik heb echt gelachen en kuddo's voor gaila! zij en jim zijn echt otp/bff/dinges.

[buhnebeest]

hey tof! dacht ook al dat ik de enige Nederlander was :D best vet om je eigen taal opeens tegen te komen.

ey, bedankt man, blij dat je t leuk vond. Vind zelf Gaila echt helemaal te gek en moest r drbij betrekken ;P

[shingo_the_pest]

OMG! I loled and I giggled, and I am still entirely too amused for something this hot. lskdjflkhehehe~! *happy flail!*

[maypirate]

I think this is my favorite Jim/Bone's giant dick story because it's fun and silly and there's no easy answer, and Gaila makes the best sex-support-cheerleader-demongod ever.

And determined, allergic, fuzzy-feeling Jim is incredibly adorable, and it was awesome to start my day with. So thank you for making it happen! :D

[buhnebeest]

Thank you! Gaila is the best, isn't she? I can see her as the best hag to Jim's fag ever :D

[buhnebeest]

*flails happily with you* Thank you!

[sail_aweigh]

::snorfle::

I love the thought of Jim reporting his sexual activities back to Gaila, since he won't sleep with her anymore. And the strip Yahtzee was inspired!

[buhnebeest]

Thanks! Jim has to put out in some way, right? :D

[bandearg_rois]

.... this... is much better than the idea I had O_o...

tried to stay awake for it last night, but ended up doing laundry and falling asleep...

THANK YOU!

[buhnebeest]

No way man, now I wanna read yours too! :D

You're welcome! :)

[bandearg_rois]

Darn it... you're twisting my arm and now I totally have to find a picture and get the money unstuck to get a better account so I can make a Pine size queen icon.... darn it.

[buhnebeest]

YES! That would be the best thing ever! *doe eyes* pleeeeeeease?

[withthepilot]

Ha! Loved it, especially all of the "alien voodoo" and "Sex and You, a Guide for the Adventurous Entrepreneur." ;D Sexy and a ton of fun!

[buhnebeest]

Thank you!