Live cat marinating in oil rescued from trunk of hungry man’s car

[bugsybrown]

There is a lot of strange word usage in this article. Like, why does the headline use the adjective "hungry" for the man rather than...I dunno...psychotic

Comments

[martinjakubik]

Dan. Obviously this star-gazing, Family Guy-loving man is hungry. Because he is marinating that cat.

[bugsybrown]

I want to eat the Family Guy. I will marinate him in the tears you cry when you gaze at the stars.