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[buddyofchrist]

The line for baptisms starts here. Two dollar cover charge. Ladies get in free.

Don't delay, folks! Line right up! Heaven is just a quick dunking away!

But oh wait? What's this? It seems my buddy Josh has already paid your cover charge! Huh! What a guy, am I right? Mayhaps you should give him a quick thank-you for that, when you've got a

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[madeinoblivion]

What's a baptism?

I've got my own people to dunk, pal. How many people do you really think are gonna line up for it?

[sword_wolf]

Baptism?

Are you a priest?

[buddyofchrist]

Well, not officially. But I have connections.

[sword_wolf]

But I thought only priests could baptize people...