In this world gone mad, we wont spank the monkey.....

[buca]

we just got this sent round the office by admin using the Inter-Mail(tm). Italics theirs.

I ask you; what constitutes normal use of toilet paper?

Dear all

Sorry to target all staff, but we are having particular problems with the drains from the shower room toilets becoming blocked. Twice this morning they have been cleared. The problem

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[blackbishop]

abnormal - mummifying hamsters then despatching them on the nearest River Styxx outsource too wit the toilet? It's only a suggestion.

[buca]

thats pretty abnormal yes..... you come across that a lot at your work yeah?

[blackbishop]

wellllllll, I have seen some unusual pet disposal

[evils]

The number of dangerously incompetent weirdo's in the civil service is truly terrifying.

Make sure you use both sides Paul! :-D

flush it down

[buca]

methinks that some of the brains in here dont touch the sides...

a suggestion from a fellow worker here at Hell and Incompetence Inc is the following

[dorkontheloose]

this post follows a lengthy (and loud) discussion between the man who owns the company i work for (my stepfather) and all the employees that happened to be in the office......regarding toilet paper that was too thick, felt like a washcloth, and clogged the septic.

i see skid marks in the future for the employees of your firm!

[buca]

like a wash cloth? like all wet and full of discarded soap and skin cells ?

[dorkontheloose]

more along the lines of so absorbant that your hands get damp i think~
euw