italian italian

[bubbole]

so wamyne did a journal in which she listed some cute sentences in Portuguese and

HAPPY EUROPEAN DAY OF LANGUAGES

AAAAND
even if you don't care

Comments

[fanfaluche]

Facciamo l'amore, testa di casso C:

[starshards]

LMAO IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I CAN UNDERSTAND IT.

[fanfaluche]

HEY BAMBOLA. ♥

[starshards]

Sono arrapata.

8|d

[wamyne]

Ok...
I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THE SECOND BLOCK!! So, in Italy you have to start with a pizza to get someone into bed? ROFLMAO!!

*feels smarter already*

[bubbole]

GOSH
PIZZA IS ALWAYS THE WAY, IN ITALY
B)

[bubbole]

♥

buhyoooo Italian hvbsdkvbfhkfsdkb so cute ;A;

[atiko]

/puts on Ludwig's language raep face and tries to pronounce spupazziamoci!
... terrified yet? |D

Also, by emphasizing just how offensive it is you just ensured that I will never forget "Porca Madonna" or "Porco Dio".

Porrrrrco Dio. PORRRRRCO DIIIIIO. Heh. :)

Credo che il tedesco sia una lingua molto carina ;3;

[bubbole]

AAAH SPUPAZZIAMOCI DFHSFSF
i-it could be kind of adorable actually, Ludwig would put LOTS OF EFFORT INTO THE Zs.

GOSH DON'T SAY THAT
AAAAH
WHY DID I PUT THEM S-SOBBUUUUU

Lüge!

[atiko]

/uses School French and Church Latin and Music Italian on your subject line
...
/brain shuts down in disbelief

It's terrible but you know, you only 'feel' how bad an insult is in your own language, like... it literally burns on your tongue. I never get that in any other language, not even English. D= So Porrrrrco Diiiio feels like saying "what a cute kitten", even though I know it's bad.

In return, you can try "arschgefickter Hurensohn". ("fucked-in-the-ass son of a bitch"). That one burns on my tongue. |D

Re: Lüge!

[starshards]

/notes arschgefickter Hurensohn forever.

/saves

[starshards]

BUT NOW I'LL REMEMBER THE REALLY BAD SWEARS THE MOST.
;w;

oh and

Dammi un abbraccio!

B)

Glad you found it useful~

[bubbole]

gosh I knew I shouldn't have put them...
/facepalms

/abbraccia
/coccola
;v;\

One question:

[starshards]

What exactly do Italians have against poor piggies?
;n;

BECAUSE MOST OF YOUR INSULTS SEEM TO BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH PIGS.
:| :| :| :|

lal

One answer:

[bubbole]

the pig is dirty, fat, egoistic and ugly.
So, when you say PORCO (that is not 'maiale', the normal noun, but is a derogatory form) it's an insult.
You can use porco to people too, above all male when they try to badtouch you.

the cute way to call the pig is 'maialino', that is piggy!