we all have a wild side

[bubbly_bertha]

I'M A VICIOUS ANIMAL.

RAWR.

... I think too much sugar again, you guys.

Comments

[buff_hufflepuff]

Oh God. Please don't bite me. I really don't want the disease that you're so clearly infected with.

*grins*

[bubbly_bertha]

Rawr.

*opens mouth and pretends to bite into something*

[buff_hufflepuff]

*raises eyebrows*

I don't think you're drunk; I think you're high.

[bubbly_bertha]

*blinks*

I haven't had any drugs! Lots of chocolate though!

[chained_maid]

What kind of animal are you?

[bubbly_bertha]

A LION!

[chained_maid]

*laughs*

How did you decide this?

[bubbly_bertha]

*holds up bar of chocolate*

The chocolate decided it!

[blairy_lights]

Bertha I'm hurt...you got drunk and didn't invite me? *pouts*

[ooc: haha I think Blaire has found a new pasttime in getting drunk ever since the St Patty's Day incident xD]

[bubbly_bertha]

Did I say I was drunk? I meant I had too much chocolate. How silly of me.

[OOC: XD It's a past time here.]

[blairy_lights]

CHOCOLATE!? *starts shaking* Do you think I could...NO! You know what too much sugar does to you. Oh but come on its CHOCOLATE how can I resist? Besides I'll only have a teeny bit...but that's what I said last time and I know how well THAT went...*has forgotten Bertha is there and is having an argument with herself*

[bubbly_bertha]

*backs away slowly*

Be seeing you, Blaire.

[bellatrix_bites]

*stares* Sugar? Sugar does that to you!?

Have you ever tried alcohol? *summons a bottle of butterbeer and hands it to her* It's much better, I can assure you.

*really just wants to see Bertha ridiculously drunk*

[bubbly_bertha]

I've had a lot.

*shows her the many empty candy wrappers*

I was drunk the other day. Pissed drunk, actually. Sorry you missed it.

[bellatrix_bites]

I don't believe you, you've probably never had a drink in your life.

[bubbly_bertha]

Ask around then. I grew up in a pureblood household. What pureblood hasn't had a drink?

[tonksa_truck]

Er, hello Bertha. Are you really?

[bubbly_bertha]

Grrrrowl.