Oh, look!

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It's my Favorite Topic again!

Someone on fandomsecrets brought up bad lube choices. So of course I had to bring up blood.

btsxbeta: Educating the masses about why blood makes bad lube for buttsex since 2008.

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Well, they were writing it in TDK fandom. I'm sure it's still out there. Blargh.

And seriously! One of the hottest TDK fics I read was just FROTTAGE. Sheesh. I guess if there isn't a penis in a hole between somebody's legs, it's not sex.

Apparently, that is in fact the case. *facepalm*

I hate people. *points at icon*

And: CAKE? WHAT? I'd make a "the cake is a lie" joke but I'm too busy BLEACHING MY BRAIN. Ew.

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Maybe the other 5% have other conditions? "It has to happen on a Tuesday, when it's raining, while you're in bed, and you have to be married."

Yeah, don't get me started on the whole "I'm a virgin! But I take it up the ass for my bf" thing. ARGH. If an STI could be transmitted, it's sex, people. If you're touching someone else's naughty bits, it's sex.

Sometimes I hate my fellow citizens.

And the cake thing is just... gah. World's greatest detective would probably know which lubes are BEST, not go for something GRITTY and AUGH MY BRAIN HALP. BRB shuddering