Have you ever heard a birdie scream 'fore'?

[bshfullawngnome]

I slept las night and I dreamt of things. Some of these things were evil, and they frightened me. An example was dreaming that I was Mario. A: that would make me Italian. B: I'd be super short until I did mushrooms (then I'd be high). C: I'd have a brother named Luigi who makes the best Italian Ices around. I guess that's a good thing.

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[colorsblind]

Mario in real life would be crazy!! You jump on your enemy and a coin pops out his ass!

Haha

[bshfullawngnome]

That would be awesome. It could happen too...only...you'd have to shove the coin up there first. "Ha! I jumped on your head....hey look, a quarter!"