Crack!fic rec list of DOOM
Holy cow, this rec list is HUGE. These rec's are pretty evenly divided between dionusia 's personal rec list and my own, with some serious help from daybreak777 , rose_griffes, nebakanezer , bantha_fodder and bop_radar along the way (not to mention a lot of ninja-like sneaking around in people's memories and del.icio.us pages!). And as always, leave a comment with stuff we haven't seen/read and we'll gladly add it :)
The one BSG crack!fic to rule them all:
Title: Benevolent sibling
Author: bantha_fodder
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Billy, Roslin, Helo, Count Six, Gaeta/Dee
Rating: PG
Summary: Hilarious parody of the Princess Bride featuring characters from BSGverse. Kara is the Dread Pirate Starbuck!
Title: The Absolutely, Positively True (sort of) Fictional Adventures of Hot Pilots in Love
Author: widget285
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Kat/Hotdog
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Starbuck comes across a story circulating Galactica: Full Throttle, the epic romance of Mara (Moondoe) Pace and Vee (Adonis) Dodonna. "Truth is stranger than fiction and sometimes both can benefit from a little editorial intervention".
Title: Stupid Thing Last Night and Sequel
Author: stars_like_dust
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Academy-era drunken hijinks, followed by a sequel where a videotape of the hilarity becomes quite popular with the nuggets.
Title: Overheard
Author: leda13
Pairing/Characters: Kara, Lee, Baltar, Six, Cally, other main characters
Rating: R
Summary: "It’s what the crew of Galactica do now that there’s no T.V.". A Leegasm story, where gossip leads to Lee's discovery of Kara's verbal mishap with Baltar.
Title: Like Rogue Unicorns
Author: nicole_anell
Pairing/Characters: Gaius/Six
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Baltar, Caprica-Six, and their brain-lovers get married and have six children. Three of whom live in their minds. In other words, crackfic.
Title: Journeymen Divine
Author: mercurial_wit and stars_like_dust
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: R
Summary: Epic and GOOD crackfic. Don't want to give away the surprise, so you just have to read it because these authors kick ass!
Title: The Sound of One Hand Clapping
Author: widget285
Pairing/Characters:
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "You’re a pervert, you know that, right?" Kara comes to collect a lost bet from Lee, resulting in hot onanistic smut.
Title: Runway Bridgegroom
Author: jenmay
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Dee, Helo, others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "What should have happened on Lee & Dee’s wedding day..."
Title: Coming In Hot chapters 1-7
Author: brokenmnemonic and wulfgrl71
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, main characters
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Crack!smut! Food!sex with strawberries! Nugget voyeurism! And so much more!
Title: A Morality Tale about How Apollo's Arms p4w3d all the Bling in the World
Author: liminalliz
Pairing/Characters: Lee/Kara, Hades/Kara, Kara's mouth/Pomegranate seeds, Apollo/Floral Sluttishness
Rating: none given
Summary: Kara smiled widely. "Dude, I got abducted and married to Hades. It was awesome. Look at all this bling!"
Title: Savour This
Author: abluegirl
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Crackish smutfic - "Something new has made its way into the kitchens aboard the Galactica, and it seems to have worked the pilots into quite a state. Whatever will they do?"
Title: A Pirate Vessel
Author: queenofthorns and meyerlemon
Pairing/Characters: Kara, Lee, Dualla, Keikeyas
Rating: PG
Summary: Four chapters of Jane Austen-esque crack: "Wherein Miss Leigh Adama, on her way to become a schoolteacher in Saggitaron, is abducted by the dread Pirate Captain Thrace, and there is much needlework"
Title: A Tight Ship
Author: ana_grrl
Characters: The Dread Pirate Gaeta, Starbuck, Adama, Roslin, Billy, Tyrol, Dee
Rating: PG
Summary: The day Felix took over the Galactica, people stared at him in horror. It was a relief to finally say it, to let it slip. "Actually, I'm a pirate. Matey."
Title: Too Solid Flesh
Author: queenofthorns
Pairing/Characters: Kara, Lee, Dee
Rating: none given
Summary: Fat!Lee and his love of noodles.
Title: Caprica High
Author: rawles and hobviously
Pairing/Characters: Main characters
Rating: PG - R
Summary: BSG characters in high school on Earth.
Title: Nice Arms!
Author: alissabobissa
Pairing/Characters: Lee, Helo, Anders, others
Rating: PG
Summary: "anders, lee, helo all comparing arms" with a choose-your-own-ending feature.
Title: The Pilot and the Specialist
Author: oxymoronassoc
Pairing/Characters: Office cast, various BSG characters
Rating: PG
Summary: A BSG/the Office cross-over: "Dwight wins tickets to visit the set of BSG and Michael accompanies him. Meanwhile back at the office, Pam and Jim discover Dwight's Kara/Lee fanfiction and have a whole-office reading."
Title: Season 3 in a Nutshell, or Season 3 is Totally Nutz
Author: i_am_girlfriday
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: PG
Summary: "Once upon a time there were these insanecrazyhot viper pilots. They totally did it in field after denying their UST for years..."
Title: Colonial Lampoon's Vegas Vacation parts 1 and 2
Author: i_am_girlfriday
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Paris Hilton
Rating: PG
Summary: "The Galactica finally reached Earth and the whole fleet squeed with joy."
Title: Relationship CPR (the author intervenes)
Author: williwawz
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Total crackfic where the author decides "to heal “THE RIFT” between Lee and Kara in stereotypical K/L Shipper fashion by sticking them in a room with a big satin bed and a jacuzzi."
Title: The Romance Novel
Author:jatnj
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: R-ish
Summary: Kara reads romance novels.
Title: CinderKara the Very Serious Character Study...NOT, and other fairy tales
Author: ez_as_pi
Pairing/Characters: Kara, other main characters
Rating: PG-14
Summary: Seven fairy tales including CinderKara, Goldilocks, Starbuck and the Seven Nuggets, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, Kara in Wonderland, and Rumplestiltskin.
Title: Five Minute Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries
Author: Kira
Rating: PG
Summary: Skip the time it would take to re-watch, and revel in this glorious encapsulation.
Title: If Wishes Were Cell Phones
Author: doomcrayon
Characters: The Cylons. And some characters that might, conceivably, be Cylons. [written for season 2]
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “Boomer's hormones are acting up, Gaeta's of no use whatsoever, and while Doral's had it about up to here with Six's drama, there's nothing like some obtuse babble from Leoben to soothe things over.”
Title: These Desert Places (Apparently a WIP, 11/?)
Author: Ingrid
Characters/Pairings: Al-Adama/Lau’ra, Ali-Adama/Kara the Steed Killer, Gaeta/Princess Dualla, wazir Salu al-Tigh/Elen, Baltar the Englishman, Tyrol, Cally, Sha Ron, Helo
Rating: R
Summary: A gorgeous purple-prose epic desert romance about the tribe led by Sheik Al-Adama and his wife Lau’ra, pursued across the sands by those heinous Cylon dogs.
This wonderful work also inspired some cracky one-shot spinoffs (hooray!):
Title: Desert Wind
Author: hobviously
Pairing: Ali/Kara
Rating: PG-ish
Summary: Set in the same cracky universe as These Desert Places. Kara is a woman who rides like a man, Ali-Adama is ridden with angst, etc, etc…
Title: Desert Mysteries (or: Prince Ali, amorous he! Ali Adama!)
Author: liminalliz
Pairing: Ali al-Adama/Kara
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Le'Oben, the warrior-priest of the cylons, does battle with the fierce and brave Kara of al-Adama's tribe, with consequences that not even the stars above could foresee.”
Title: Pop Divas After The End of the World
Author: meyerlemon
Characters: Kara, Helo, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “That was the other thing about Britney: when she wasn't threatening to shoot you on sight, she was almost always really nice.” An AU version of “Resistance.”
Title: Hungry Zombies, Led by Helo’s and Dee’s Love Child, Eat Lee Adama, or: Helo and Lee Have No Pants
Author: sabaceanbabe
Rating: “I have no frakking idea, but there’s no sex” (PG-13 for pantslessness, perhaps?)
Characters: Helo, Lee, Dee, Deelo, lots of hungry zombies
Summary: Title says it all
Title: Destiny's Rejects: A Cautionary Tale
Author: wisteria_
Characters: Kara/Leoben
Spoilers: Through S3
Rating: R
Summary: Kara + Leoben + Baby = crazy hijinx!
Title: New and Improved Pilots
Author: insiliarius
Pairing: Lee/Kara (kind of)
Spoilers: Through "The Son Also Rises"
Summary: “She wants to tell him it’s okay, but it’s really, really not.” To say more would spoil it, so your mod will just say: insane and utterly perfect.
Title: Cylon Math on Baltar's Basestar
Author: cynthia_arrow
Pairing/Characters: Caprica/Baltar/Three
Rating: pg-13
Summary: Baltar finally employs good ol' 'rithmatic in his quest to find out who the Final Five are. Set during the Baseship days.
Title: the Captain Commando series
Author: stardust_20
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: suggestive but not graphic
Summary: Lee, Kara, a triad game, ambrosia and a pair of Apollo's skivvies. Need I say more?
Title: Merry Frakking Genesis
Author: jennyo
Pairing/Characters: Adama/Roslin, Dee/Billy, Baltar/Hos, Baltar/Six
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's the most wonderful time of the year. You know, the time with humiliation, sex, booze, chickfights, and other things usually seen on The OC.
Title: One Yu Bun Duh Planet
Author: ana_grrl
Pairings/Characters: Helo (BSG) and Jayne (Firefly)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Jayne hates this stupid planet and its stupid gorram robots. "
Title: A Chronicle of True Love
Author: kara_73
Pairings/Characters: Kara, Leoben
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A look into Leoben’s top-secret diary of his romancing of Kara Thrace on New Caprica.
Title: Red Pants
Author: rose_griffes
Pairings/Characters: Leoben/pants
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Leoben obsesses over finding the right clothing to wear to meet Kara again.
Title: End of Line: A Baseship Breakup
Author: dionusia
Pairings/Characters: Leoben/hybrid, Gaius
Rating: PG
Summary: “Look, you’re a really sweet girl,” Leoben said tenderly, and leaned in so close he could see the beads of water glistening on her cheek. “I mean it. Seriously. Any baseship would be lucky to have you."
Title: Felix Means Happiness
Author: queenofthorns
Pairings/Characters: Billy/Gaeta
Rating: R
Summary: "When Billy meets Felix in a bar, he ends up with an unexpected tingly feeling."
Title: BUCKETCHAT
Author: jennyo
Pairings/Characters: Main characters
Rating: R
Summary: Several characters in mid-S3 talking shit in a chat room - "The real reason why there are no networked computers or internetz on Galactica."
Title: Shivering the Timbers of Love
Author: Ingrid Matthews
Pairings/Characters: Main characters
Rating: PG-13
Summary: BSG-As-Pirate-Adventure-Story
Title: Like Dirt
Author: meyerlemon
Pairings/Characters: Main characters
Rating: PG
Summary: Cinderella Lee feels terribly put upon. His fairy godmother Tigh sends him to The Ball.
Title: The Great, Tragic Man!Pain of Commander Lee Adama
Author: hackthis
Pairings/Characters: Lee/Dee, Lee/Kara, Kara/Zak blah blah blah
Rating: Rated C for cracky goodness.
Summary: "Nobody understood how much Lee suffered. He was so misunderstood. Really. Nobody was as misunderstood as he was. And his pants were too tight. "
Title: Evil Dead Galactica
Author: cannibalcake
Pairings/Characters: Laura/Kara, Laura/Adama (kind of)
Rating: R For sex, gore, character death, character dismemberment, character zombification, character ridicule
Summary: Laura and Kara are 'interrupted' by a zombie attack aboard Galactica.
Title: Apollo's Guilty Pleasure
Author: cannibalcake and classicanne01
Pairings/Characters: Lee/Dualla, Lee/keylime pie
Rating: PG
Summary: Angsty confectionary pseudo-smut
Title: Lee Gets Mauled By a Bear
Author: cannibalcake
Pairings/Characters: Lee (apollo) Adama, Bear, Laura Roslin, Saul Tigh
Rating: R for gratuitous violence, BAWP (Bear Attack Without Plot), drug use...and crack
Summary: Ummm, the title says it all.
Title: Second Thoughts
Author: cannibalcake
Pairings/Characters: Roslin/Adama
Rating: G
Summary: Hilarious, but I don't want to give the joke away so just go read it!
Title: Adamastache on New Caprica
Author: Adamastache (as dictated to cannibalcake as a moustache has no fingers to type with)
Pairings/Characters: Adama/Roslin, Adamastache/Roslin's upper lip
Rating: PG
Summary: "The cool breeze of the night air whisked through me as Admiral William Adama turned to face the object of his desire, Laura Roslin..."
Title: Roller Derby of Doom
Author: gespawcho and runawaynun
Pairings/Characters: Laura, Kara, Six, Sharon, and others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Humans vs. cylons roller derby: "This was the day that would mean everything. It was roller derby. Winner take all. Loser to be airlocked. And Laura Roslin would be damned if the skinny trollop would get her Cylon hands on her airlock."
Title: Who's Zoomin' Who
Author: jennyo
Pairings/Characters: "Many. Cuz they whores."
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A New Caprica syphillis epidemic of cracktastic proportions: "By the way, I got the syph, how 'bout you?"
And check out the rec list that the fine gentlemen of battlestarcrack compiled this summer for a bunch of stuff that we haven't read yet but looks hilarious (ghettostar galactica! PotG - curse of the cursed cylon mermaids! battlestar pegasus - zombie assault!)
Damn this is a crack!tastic fandom!!!
The one BSG crack!fic to rule them all:
Title: Benevolent sibling
Author: bantha_fodder
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Billy, Roslin, Helo, Count Six, Gaeta/Dee
Rating: PG
Summary: Hilarious parody of the Princess Bride featuring characters from BSGverse. Kara is the Dread Pirate Starbuck!
Title: The Absolutely, Positively True (sort of) Fictional Adventures of Hot Pilots in Love
Author: widget285
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Kat/Hotdog
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Starbuck comes across a story circulating Galactica: Full Throttle, the epic romance of Mara (Moondoe) Pace and Vee (Adonis) Dodonna. "Truth is stranger than fiction and sometimes both can benefit from a little editorial intervention".
Title: Stupid Thing Last Night and Sequel
Author: stars_like_dust
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Academy-era drunken hijinks, followed by a sequel where a videotape of the hilarity becomes quite popular with the nuggets.
Title: Overheard
Author: leda13
Pairing/Characters: Kara, Lee, Baltar, Six, Cally, other main characters
Rating: R
Summary: "It’s what the crew of Galactica do now that there’s no T.V.". A Leegasm story, where gossip leads to Lee's discovery of Kara's verbal mishap with Baltar.
Title: Like Rogue Unicorns
Author: nicole_anell
Pairing/Characters: Gaius/Six
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Baltar, Caprica-Six, and their brain-lovers get married and have six children. Three of whom live in their minds. In other words, crackfic.
Title: Journeymen Divine
Author: mercurial_wit and stars_like_dust
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: R
Summary: Epic and GOOD crackfic. Don't want to give away the surprise, so you just have to read it because these authors kick ass!
Title: The Sound of One Hand Clapping
Author: widget285
Pairing/Characters:
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "You’re a pervert, you know that, right?" Kara comes to collect a lost bet from Lee, resulting in hot onanistic smut.
Title: Runway Bridgegroom
Author: jenmay
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Dee, Helo, others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "What should have happened on Lee & Dee’s wedding day..."
Title: Coming In Hot chapters 1-7
Author: brokenmnemonic and wulfgrl71
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, main characters
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Crack!smut! Food!sex with strawberries! Nugget voyeurism! And so much more!
Title: A Morality Tale about How Apollo's Arms p4w3d all the Bling in the World
Author: liminalliz
Pairing/Characters: Lee/Kara, Hades/Kara, Kara's mouth/Pomegranate seeds, Apollo/Floral Sluttishness
Rating: none given
Summary: Kara smiled widely. "Dude, I got abducted and married to Hades. It was awesome. Look at all this bling!"
Title: Savour This
Author: abluegirl
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Crackish smutfic - "Something new has made its way into the kitchens aboard the Galactica, and it seems to have worked the pilots into quite a state. Whatever will they do?"
Title: A Pirate Vessel
Author: queenofthorns and meyerlemon
Pairing/Characters: Kara, Lee, Dualla, Keikeyas
Rating: PG
Summary: Four chapters of Jane Austen-esque crack: "Wherein Miss Leigh Adama, on her way to become a schoolteacher in Saggitaron, is abducted by the dread Pirate Captain Thrace, and there is much needlework"
Title: A Tight Ship
Author: ana_grrl
Characters: The Dread Pirate Gaeta, Starbuck, Adama, Roslin, Billy, Tyrol, Dee
Rating: PG
Summary: The day Felix took over the Galactica, people stared at him in horror. It was a relief to finally say it, to let it slip. "Actually, I'm a pirate. Matey."
Title: Too Solid Flesh
Author: queenofthorns
Pairing/Characters: Kara, Lee, Dee
Rating: none given
Summary: Fat!Lee and his love of noodles.
Title: Caprica High
Author: rawles and hobviously
Pairing/Characters: Main characters
Rating: PG - R
Summary: BSG characters in high school on Earth.
Title: Nice Arms!
Author: alissabobissa
Pairing/Characters: Lee, Helo, Anders, others
Rating: PG
Summary: "anders, lee, helo all comparing arms" with a choose-your-own-ending feature.
Title: The Pilot and the Specialist
Author: oxymoronassoc
Pairing/Characters: Office cast, various BSG characters
Rating: PG
Summary: A BSG/the Office cross-over: "Dwight wins tickets to visit the set of BSG and Michael accompanies him. Meanwhile back at the office, Pam and Jim discover Dwight's Kara/Lee fanfiction and have a whole-office reading."
Title: Season 3 in a Nutshell, or Season 3 is Totally Nutz
Author: i_am_girlfriday
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: PG
Summary: "Once upon a time there were these insanecrazyhot viper pilots. They totally did it in field after denying their UST for years..."
Title: Colonial Lampoon's Vegas Vacation parts 1 and 2
Author: i_am_girlfriday
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee, Paris Hilton
Rating: PG
Summary: "The Galactica finally reached Earth and the whole fleet squeed with joy."
Title: Relationship CPR (the author intervenes)
Author: williwawz
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Total crackfic where the author decides "to heal “THE RIFT” between Lee and Kara in stereotypical K/L Shipper fashion by sticking them in a room with a big satin bed and a jacuzzi."
Title: The Romance Novel
Author:jatnj
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: R-ish
Summary: Kara reads romance novels.
Title: CinderKara the Very Serious Character Study...NOT, and other fairy tales
Author: ez_as_pi
Pairing/Characters: Kara, other main characters
Rating: PG-14
Summary: Seven fairy tales including CinderKara, Goldilocks, Starbuck and the Seven Nuggets, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, Kara in Wonderland, and Rumplestiltskin.
Title: Five Minute Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries
Author: Kira
Rating: PG
Summary: Skip the time it would take to re-watch, and revel in this glorious encapsulation.
Title: If Wishes Were Cell Phones
Author: doomcrayon
Characters: The Cylons. And some characters that might, conceivably, be Cylons. [written for season 2]
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “Boomer's hormones are acting up, Gaeta's of no use whatsoever, and while Doral's had it about up to here with Six's drama, there's nothing like some obtuse babble from Leoben to soothe things over.”
Title: These Desert Places (Apparently a WIP, 11/?)
Author: Ingrid
Characters/Pairings: Al-Adama/Lau’ra, Ali-Adama/Kara the Steed Killer, Gaeta/Princess Dualla, wazir Salu al-Tigh/Elen, Baltar the Englishman, Tyrol, Cally, Sha Ron, Helo
Rating: R
Summary: A gorgeous purple-prose epic desert romance about the tribe led by Sheik Al-Adama and his wife Lau’ra, pursued across the sands by those heinous Cylon dogs.
This wonderful work also inspired some cracky one-shot spinoffs (hooray!):
Title: Desert Wind
Author: hobviously
Pairing: Ali/Kara
Rating: PG-ish
Summary: Set in the same cracky universe as These Desert Places. Kara is a woman who rides like a man, Ali-Adama is ridden with angst, etc, etc…
Title: Desert Mysteries (or: Prince Ali, amorous he! Ali Adama!)
Author: liminalliz
Pairing: Ali al-Adama/Kara
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Le'Oben, the warrior-priest of the cylons, does battle with the fierce and brave Kara of al-Adama's tribe, with consequences that not even the stars above could foresee.”
Title: Pop Divas After The End of the World
Author: meyerlemon
Characters: Kara, Helo, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “That was the other thing about Britney: when she wasn't threatening to shoot you on sight, she was almost always really nice.” An AU version of “Resistance.”
Title: Hungry Zombies, Led by Helo’s and Dee’s Love Child, Eat Lee Adama, or: Helo and Lee Have No Pants
Author: sabaceanbabe
Rating: “I have no frakking idea, but there’s no sex” (PG-13 for pantslessness, perhaps?)
Characters: Helo, Lee, Dee, Deelo, lots of hungry zombies
Summary: Title says it all
Title: Destiny's Rejects: A Cautionary Tale
Author: wisteria_
Characters: Kara/Leoben
Spoilers: Through S3
Rating: R
Summary: Kara + Leoben + Baby = crazy hijinx!
Title: New and Improved Pilots
Author: insiliarius
Pairing: Lee/Kara (kind of)
Spoilers: Through "The Son Also Rises"
Summary: “She wants to tell him it’s okay, but it’s really, really not.” To say more would spoil it, so your mod will just say: insane and utterly perfect.
Title: Cylon Math on Baltar's Basestar
Author: cynthia_arrow
Pairing/Characters: Caprica/Baltar/Three
Rating: pg-13
Summary: Baltar finally employs good ol' 'rithmatic in his quest to find out who the Final Five are. Set during the Baseship days.
Title: the Captain Commando series
Author: stardust_20
Pairing/Characters: Kara/Lee
Rating: suggestive but not graphic
Summary: Lee, Kara, a triad game, ambrosia and a pair of Apollo's skivvies. Need I say more?
Title: Merry Frakking Genesis
Author: jennyo
Pairing/Characters: Adama/Roslin, Dee/Billy, Baltar/Hos, Baltar/Six
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's the most wonderful time of the year. You know, the time with humiliation, sex, booze, chickfights, and other things usually seen on The OC.
Title: One Yu Bun Duh Planet
Author: ana_grrl
Pairings/Characters: Helo (BSG) and Jayne (Firefly)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Jayne hates this stupid planet and its stupid gorram robots. "
Title: A Chronicle of True Love
Author: kara_73
Pairings/Characters: Kara, Leoben
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A look into Leoben’s top-secret diary of his romancing of Kara Thrace on New Caprica.
Title: Red Pants
Author: rose_griffes
Pairings/Characters: Leoben/pants
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Leoben obsesses over finding the right clothing to wear to meet Kara again.
Title: End of Line: A Baseship Breakup
Author: dionusia
Pairings/Characters: Leoben/hybrid, Gaius
Rating: PG
Summary: “Look, you’re a really sweet girl,” Leoben said tenderly, and leaned in so close he could see the beads of water glistening on her cheek. “I mean it. Seriously. Any baseship would be lucky to have you."
Title: Felix Means Happiness
Author: queenofthorns
Pairings/Characters: Billy/Gaeta
Rating: R
Summary: "When Billy meets Felix in a bar, he ends up with an unexpected tingly feeling."
Title: BUCKETCHAT
Author: jennyo
Pairings/Characters: Main characters
Rating: R
Summary: Several characters in mid-S3 talking shit in a chat room - "The real reason why there are no networked computers or internetz on Galactica."
Title: Shivering the Timbers of Love
Author: Ingrid Matthews
Pairings/Characters: Main characters
Rating: PG-13
Summary: BSG-As-Pirate-Adventure-Story
Title: Like Dirt
Author: meyerlemon
Pairings/Characters: Main characters
Rating: PG
Summary: Cinderella Lee feels terribly put upon. His fairy godmother Tigh sends him to The Ball.
Title: The Great, Tragic Man!Pain of Commander Lee Adama
Author: hackthis
Pairings/Characters: Lee/Dee, Lee/Kara, Kara/Zak blah blah blah
Rating: Rated C for cracky goodness.
Summary: "Nobody understood how much Lee suffered. He was so misunderstood. Really. Nobody was as misunderstood as he was. And his pants were too tight. "
Title: Evil Dead Galactica
Author: cannibalcake
Pairings/Characters: Laura/Kara, Laura/Adama (kind of)
Rating: R For sex, gore, character death, character dismemberment, character zombification, character ridicule
Summary: Laura and Kara are 'interrupted' by a zombie attack aboard Galactica.
Title: Apollo's Guilty Pleasure
Author: cannibalcake and classicanne01
Pairings/Characters: Lee/Dualla, Lee/keylime pie
Rating: PG
Summary: Angsty confectionary pseudo-smut
Title: Lee Gets Mauled By a Bear
Author: cannibalcake
Pairings/Characters: Lee (apollo) Adama, Bear, Laura Roslin, Saul Tigh
Rating: R for gratuitous violence, BAWP (Bear Attack Without Plot), drug use...and crack
Summary: Ummm, the title says it all.
Title: Second Thoughts
Author: cannibalcake
Pairings/Characters: Roslin/Adama
Rating: G
Summary: Hilarious, but I don't want to give the joke away so just go read it!
Title: Adamastache on New Caprica
Author: Adamastache (as dictated to cannibalcake as a moustache has no fingers to type with)
Pairings/Characters: Adama/Roslin, Adamastache/Roslin's upper lip
Rating: PG
Summary: "The cool breeze of the night air whisked through me as Admiral William Adama turned to face the object of his desire, Laura Roslin..."
Title: Roller Derby of Doom
Author: gespawcho and runawaynun
Pairings/Characters: Laura, Kara, Six, Sharon, and others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Humans vs. cylons roller derby: "This was the day that would mean everything. It was roller derby. Winner take all. Loser to be airlocked. And Laura Roslin would be damned if the skinny trollop would get her Cylon hands on her airlock."
Title: Who's Zoomin' Who
Author: jennyo
Pairings/Characters: "Many. Cuz they whores."
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A New Caprica syphillis epidemic of cracktastic proportions: "By the way, I got the syph, how 'bout you?"
And check out the rec list that the fine gentlemen of battlestarcrack compiled this summer for a bunch of stuff that we haven't read yet but looks hilarious (ghettostar galactica! PotG - curse of the cursed cylon mermaids! battlestar pegasus - zombie assault!)
Damn this is a crack!tastic fandom!!!