Mystery #22 Stacey and The Haunted Masquerade, Ch 1-7

[hungryandfrozen]

 This BSC Mystery is more creepy than scary. I mean, first of all, Mary Anne on the cover is nothing if not a sturdy contender for BlowjobFace of the Week. Actually, so are Stacey and Mr Roth. Blowjob faces for all! I can only but hope that the mysterious Woman In Black has her mouth open too.

Comments

[kakeochi_umai]

In homeroom, Amanda Martin

Oh, hell, no, ANM, you leave the Martins out of this!

[miss_myu]

Haha, that's exactly what I thought. She's 2 goofy 2 B 4-gotten...or something,

[kakeochi_umai]

Mallory has the “quadruple curse,”

She has four periods a month? Guess Ann really does hate Mallory.

To which I say, she sounds like exactly the sort of girl you’d want to steal a boyfriend off. Hell no will I be going after the man of the “butch, weight-lifting champion, heavily aggressive Mary Anne.”

Hee! XD

and put peanut butter on the knobs of every male student door.

I laughed way too much at that.

Quizzie!

1: Ballerina - hmmmmmmm, who could it be? Could it be...Kristy? Or perhaps...Jessi?
2: Lucy Ricardo - Abby?
3: Dorothy (from Wizard of Oz) - Sweet, Sensitive, Wouldn’t-Hurt-A-Fly Blowjob Mouth.
4: Amelia Earhart - Kristy?
5: Morticia Addams - Stacey
6: Cowgirl - Mallory?
7: Giant Twinkie - Oh gee, who could this be?

[kakeochi_umai]

And speaking of blowjob faces, everybody needs to go look at this now. I've set it as my desktop and I can't stop admiring it.

[hungryandfrozen]

YES. I was going to change my link, but didn't have the brainpower. Thanks for making my life easier!

[kakeochi_umai]

'S all good. :D

For future reference, are you using rich text? If so, it's just the same as inserting the first link. Highlight the text, click the link icon, and it'll bring up that same box as before, only with the previous URL in it. Then you just delete that URL and put the new one in. (Or just delete the whole link and type it again from scratch.) If that makes sense. ^_^;;

[miss_myu]

I haven't read the snark yet, but I have to comment and say that "SURPRISESUPPRAZ BUMSECKS" immediately springs to mind when I see that cover.

[frankdbunny]

Mr Kingbridge announces that there is to be a Halloween masquerade at SMS for the first time in 28 years.

Didn't they have a Halloween Hop? In like, every single Halloween themed book? And they wore costumes to those, so I don't see how this masqerade is any different, other than the name.