Portrait Collection- Dawn's Book- Part 1

[danidee92]

Hey, guys. Don't hate me for doing a book all about the life of the dreaded Dawn. She may suck, but she's awfully fun to snark. I also recently totaled my car and I am not in a good mood at all, and she seems to be the appropriate punching bag.

Comments

[shatisarockgod]

Don't hate me for doing a book all about the life of the dreaded Dawn.--I wonder if she bitched as much as a kid as she does as a teenager?! :D

[road_baby]

So Dawn's been a horrible 'I'm the center of the Goddamn universe' brat her whole life?! Good to know.

Can't wait for the rest! I love a good Dawn sporking!

[andromeda331]

Dawn, that's... Not what people should judge you for.

Nope, there's plenty of other things they'll judge you for.

I get she wants to keep her tower up, but other kids want to play with them too. These are not your personal blocks, Dawn

Me too. And its not like the other kids knocked it down when she was building
it like they could have to be little jerks. They waited until after she
was done playing with them. And their not hers.

[the1812overture]

I also recently totaled my car

Thank goodness you're okay!

Two of her first words were water and beach.

Bull shit. The t- and ee-ch require muscles babies are still learning to coordinate. When a baby's first word is chocolate, it's usually "choc-it" with a soft -t that's almost lisp-like and very loose mouth muscles. Mama and Dada and dog and bear (like buh) or bottle (ba-ba) are usually first for a reason.

Dawn is already a brat.