Hello Mallory! Part 2!

[road_baby]

Yikes! I'm sorry I'm late on this yet again! I was feeling down again and just didn't feel like writing. Which is stupid because I realised that I feel better when I keep myself occupied. Even though it's a weird kind of better as reading about K. Ron and her horrendous ego make me want to punch a hole in the wall. I'm trying to remember this book

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[bleeding_thorn2]

The Lord Sand Snatch and Bat Bitch had me rollin!

Great Snark as usual!

[pi_beta_alpha]

"Gabbie, at two fucking years old, says, 'I love donuts! And the little donut holes, too. I want a chocolate donut. What are you going to get, Myriah

[joykilldrama]

The Mimi and pizza thing was Mimi joking though. I hate to defend Ann (it makes me break out in hives), but it was such a cute story that I don't want it tainted LOL. Basically, they went out for Japanese and Mimi was wearing her kimono and the Kishi's were idiots and didn't check the restaurants hours or make reservations or something that prevented them from getting Japanese. So instead, they went to a hole in the wall pizza parlor and Mimi got a bunch of strange looks so that was how she left - crying out 'BEST JAPANESE FOOD I EVER ATE' or something similar.

I'm also very disappointed in my retention skills as I can remember not only that story but what book it was in (Claudia and the Sad Good-Bye) and yet I cannot ever remember important things like where I put my car keys or if my cigarettes are in my purse or my hoodie pocket.

[design_star_21]

OMG now I have to read SWC/SL to see what happens.

[pi_beta_alpha]

I was so disappointed that I cried until my contacts fused to my eyeballs for a solid 30 minutes.

When market season is over and business slows, I've got a bitchin' idea for a fan fic. If I ever get around to getting it written, you can all come to the "meet the author" booth in the asylum because I'm pretty sure my husband will have me committed ;P

[anabellabobella]

There's precocious and then there's impossible.

Even genius-babies don't talk like this. Being a genius is mental, but mental doesn't mean the muscles of the mouth are developed enough to talk like this.

Claudia puts on airs and says you never ask a kid what they want to eat because they'll choose junk.

My daughter almost always says something like rice, mac and cheese, celery, apples, or a "peanut butter sandwich jelly."

I will also say an 11 year old shouldn't be carrying around a little kid. 11 year olds are still pretty small. I wouldn't trust one to carry around my kid. I don't care how sturdy she is.

Did you see the one about Jessi being the mall Santa, and being so amazing that they threw her a parade and asked her to train all the other potential mall Santas?

You need to know how to tie a tourniquet!

General rule is NEVER make a tourniquet unless you've been properly trained. Unless a major artery has been severed, one of those will so more harm than good. Put pressure on the wound instead.

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[road_baby]

Did you see the one about Jessi being the mall Santa, and being so amazing that they threw her a parade and asked her to train all the other potential mall Santas?

Omg. For real? Ann really does live in her own little dream land, doesn't she?

I wonder who Mal was based off of too. I would say it was someone who really did Ann dirty, but knowing what a bully she must be, the Mal from her life must have just been an innocent bystander that Ann just hated because they were ginger.

[anabellabobella]

I can't remember which book it is (at the beginning of your next snark, maybe ask the group), but yes! Jessi's so tiny that there would have been people bigger than her sitting on her lap.

[lisaerin]

The only book where Jessi is a mall santa that I can recall is Here Comes the Bridesmaids.