BSC #8: BOY-CRAZY STACEY OR DEAR LORD WOMAN, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!! PART 2!!

[bleeding_thorn2]

BSC #8: BOY-CRAZY STACEY OR DEAR LORD WOMAN, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!! PART 2!!

Fellow snarkers, I spent most of the day yesterday trying to figure out how Scott looked like on the cover of this book. The answer finally came to me:

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[syphabelnades]

Okay how old is Magic Mike? He should not be suggestively winking at Stacey and calling her "cutie" in flirtatious tones...

Nor should he be using the other girls as his personal pack mules. This guy is creepy as hell.

Yeah that wait one hour thing is bullshit. When I have lunch at the pool I dive right in about 5 minutes after and nothing happens.

Claire Pike needs a kick. If she'd woken ME up with that silly billy goo goo shit her silly billy ass would've learned all about the law of gravity via being freaking thrown off that bed.

Stacey (and the writers) does realize you won't die if you have one piece of candy with diabetes, right?

That bikini scene was several different kinds of creepy.

[bleeding_thorn2]

No eighteen year old should be calling a fucking 13 year old cute and eye-fucking her!!

I know the one hour thing is bullshit, but the fucking kids should've listened.
I had a mental image of Claire being airborne off the bed by a ninja kick!!

[shatisarockgod]

You know who I think Scott looks like on the cover? Check out his facial features and then dig up old pictures or videos of Leslie Nielsen back in the the late 50s/early 60s. The point of view I'm talking about comes from his Alfred Hitchcock Presents episodes (Ambition and The $2,000,000 Defense). Daily Motion might have those particular episodes on their site. Unfortunately it looks like youtube has yanked the old AHP episodes again

[bleeding_thorn2]

Shit, I think you're right about Leslie Nielsen; he was a bit of a cutie pie.

Thanks for the comments and I'm glad you're enjoying it!

[shatisarockgod]

He was rather good looking and it was also kind of surprising to see him playing dramatic stuff. I guess I just assumed he was strictly a comedic actor.

:)

[smilingviolets]

Ha ha, that does look like him on the cover!

Ok, WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE? HOW THE FUCK DOES A FAMILY OF EIGHT KIDS ABLE TO DO ALL THIS TRAVELING AND OWN A BEACH HOUSE AND YET STILL SCREAM FUCKING POVERTY ALL THE GODDAMN TIME? <

[bleeding_thorn2]

I knew girls like that; they were in 'love' after one convo, it fucking sucked to have to hear about it all the time. I blame the books for that as well.

Thank you for the comments and I'm glad you're enjoying it.

[anabellabobella]

WOW. You nailed Scott!

HOW THE FUCK DOES A FAMILY OF EIGHT KIDS ABLE TO DO ALL THIS TRAVELING AND OWN A BEACH HOUSE AND YET STILL SCREAM FUCKING POVERTY ALL THE GODDAMN TIME? They're poor the way Brittany Spears is poor next to Beyonce. She's still rich, but not AS rich, and therefore she's poor

[bleeding_thorn2]

I'll bring the snark material!

[anabellabobella]

I'll bring wine!

[bleeding_thorn2]

I'll bring Pepsi and candy/cookies for later.

[danidee92]

Can I just say, I was reading this in the library and I kept cracking up and getting stared at... this snark is hilarious! I love the Magic Mike reference and the sexual innuendo.
Stacey is ignorant as hell in this book and Mary Anne should take all the money the Pikes give them in the end and be like, "FU."
It's kind of pathetic that Stacey only writes babysitting related stuff to Kristy.

[bleeding_thorn2]

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it!!