BSC SUPER SPECIAL #6: NEW YORK, NEW YORK! OR DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! PART 4!!!

[bleeding_thorn2]

BSC SUPER SPECIAL #6: NEW YORK, NEW YORK! OR DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! PART 4!!!

Goddamn this book is freakin boring as HELL!!! I don’t remember it being this damn boring OR annoying when I was a child. But, I’ll press on with the snark, if only for you all snarkers!!
I can do this!!!

Comments

[shatisarockgod]

K-Ron writes that there’s no way in Hell that she’s sitting with Dawn’s mangy ass again, because she didn’t come all the way to a bitching place like NY just to watch a blonde nimrod clean a fucking house.--Yep, on Kristy's side. I think it was kind of her to sit with Dawn during the times she chose to stay in the apartment with her. So yeah, I get not wanting to blow the rest of the vacation by staying indoors

[shatisarockgod]

MAYBE YOU STOP DAYDREAMING OVER EVERY FUCKING BOY YOU PASS ON THE STREET AND ACTUALLY FUCKING WATCH THE KIDS YOU’RE BEING PAID TO WATCH!!! --It's sad to say these girls take better care of the eggs during that school project than the kids. I don't even want to imagine the fuckery if they were carrying their eggs around in NY, saw a guy following them and how quick they'd find the nearest adult so the cops could be called

[lisaerin]

I'm imagining the girls actually filing a missing persons report for their eggs and I'm cracking up.

[shatisarockgod]

lol and the cops looking at the girls like they've lost their damn minds! :D

[andromeda331]

I love Chilly!

Great job Mary Anne and Stacey, don't let the parents know until the kids are kidnapped and/or dead that there was something weird. I hope the people in charge of story time filed a complaint that is creepy.

[bleeding_thorn2]

I would have reported his ass if I took my nieces or future kids to a place catered to children and this asshole showed up with none. It's like the lone dude on a park bench, by himself watching the playground. Gives me the squicks!

[anabellabobella]

Granted, I lived in the Bronx most of my life, and I saw a man in a gorilla suit walk into a corner bodega once for no reason

The city next to me in Portland. I personally have gone grocery shopping dressed as a princess in a crystal ballgown, had tea dressed like Jane Austen, and wandered around downtown dressed like Elsa. This stuff is tame compared compared to the Unipiper. Look it up. :D

people standing in line all night for the new IPhone would fucking shock the shit out of them.

Only all night? Try days in advance.

Mary Anne noticed some creeper asshole following them everywhere and instead of calling the cops on his creeper ass, or I dunno; LETTING THE FUCKING PARENTS KNOW, she decided that she must be going crazy and it’s nothing to worry about. I can't help it. There are times like this when I hold someone at least a little responsible for if something bad happens to them. Nothing ever removes the blame the perp has, but if you don't try to mitigate your risks when you are entirely and fully aware someone

[bleeding_thorn2]

I personally have gone grocery shopping dressed as a princess in a crystal ballgown, had tea dressed like Jane Austen, and wandered around downtown dressed like Elsa-would love to live near you and hang out in costume. I'd be Carrie White, fake blood all over!

I saw Darth Vader with Princess Leah in handcuffs being trailed by a couple Storm Troopers. -Were they acting out Fifty Shades?

I knew about the Golden Girls switch, I remember reading that they had to take out Coco, the gay cook in the first ep and added in Sophia. The creator said that she thought it sexist to have strong female characters and that they had to have a man take care of them.

Less if she ever meets us snarkers.

Don't you mean higher? Like a 30 in 4mil chance?-My dirty secret is out: I always forget to proofread! and I was an English Major, am so ashamed!

[anabellabobella]

The creator of GG thought viewers would see Coco as being their caretaker instead of as their cook, when he was supposed to be the wise-cracking smart-ass foil. The creator didn't want one of their peers to be that person, nor a younger woman. So gay cook! And since the show strived for progressiveness, Coco would have been the first regular character who was gay, long before Ellen. But then he realized how viewers would take it, and made Sophia a regular when she was only intended to be a regular character. I can't imagine the show without Sophia, but I could see it with Coco sort of like an Agador.

[bleeding_thorn2]

Actually Soap had a openly gay character. Billy Crystal played Jody on that show, and he was gay. Coco, I think was the first effeminately gay man I think.

[bellapalmera]

"No, we don’t get the whole dinosaur drawn, just the ass. It’s like Claudia decided that drawing a fucking dinosaur was too damn hard and decided to cut half out. Lazy Bitch." - Claudia clearly did not consider the DIMENSIONS of the dinosaur. Mallory would have drawn the whole dinosaur.

[bleeding_thorn2]

The hilarty is that my husband pointed out to me that it was actually the HEAD, not the ass. I honestly couldn't tell and told him that it was the ass and I was keeping it as such! LOL