BSC: Super Special #9: Starring the Babysitters Club! Or These Bitches Always Need to Be The Center

[bleeding_thorn2]

BSC: Super Special #9: Starring the Babysitters Club!
Or These Bitches Always Need to Be The Center of Attention! Part 1: Prologue-Chapter 3
Hello, my fellow snarkers! Happy December! By Popular Demand and a special shout-out, (Thanks, road_baby I bring you my very first Super Special Snark! Don't you feel lucky? So sit down, relax, grab your Pepsi's

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[darth_firefly]

I haven't read this book, and I'm rather glad I haven't. I may just tear my hair out if I did.

I've read the snarks, and to this day I don't know who I want to hit with a frying pan more - Jessi or Karen.

Maybe I'll just hit them both.

Dawn tells us about her lunch, 'fruit salad, bean salad, raisins and raw cashews and sugar free juice.'

Methinks Dawn might be suffering from a calcium deficiency. I see plenty of fruit and fiber there, along with a spattering of protein, but diary seems to be missing from Miss Healthy Eating's lunch. (wait, maybe there's cottage cheese in her fruit salad...)

[shatisarockgod]

Why would you want these assholes to get to know the real you?--Maybe I'm just a cynical bitch but I doubt I'd even want to get to know people that were cruel to me, no matter the reason. I think I'd always be suspicious they were being two faced...so friendly to your face after we made "peace" and then still talking shit behind my back.

Yep, it's storylines like this that prove the girls should've been written a bit more modestly...none of that fake modest crap of "I don't mean to sound like I'm bragging..." There's absolutely a case of being proud that you're good at something but that's completely different from what these girls do. They get ass kissed so much and really do think they're the best at whatever item they're good at.

Can't wait to read the next part! :)

[bleeding_thorn2]

I would never want to be friends with someone who is two face, I am too fucking old for that shit!

Seriously, CAN THERE EVER BE A FUCKING BOOK WHEN THESE BITCHES AREN'T THE BEST AT SOMETHING? LIKE IN REAL LIFE, NO ONE IS EVER THE ALMIGHTY AT EVERYTHING. TAKE ME, I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, I READ EVERYTHING I CAN GET MY HANDS ON, BUT I SUCK AT DANCING, SINGING, AND PLAYING SPORTS. LIKE A REAL PERSON.

[heymalice]

love this snark so far! for some reason, this was one of my favourite super specials when i was a kid (so much so i totally ripped it off in a "book" i wrote when i was like, 11. my writing was influenced by these books for waaay too long! i started writing more original work a year later, thank goodness!)

the videos you added were fucking GOLD, by the way! can't wait to read more of this awesome recap!

[bleeding_thorn2]

Thank you, Thank you! You're making a old cynic blush.

[heymalice]

you are VERY welcome! your snarks have been making my laugh off some rough times&I thank YOU for that!

[bleeding_thorn2]

Wow, thanks so much! That made my day, I tell you!

[smilingviolets]

Freezing in forty-five degree weather? I would LOVE it to be forty-five here right now, it would feel fantastic. It was negative 20 here this morning (upper Minnesota), so ugh, shut up Mallory! By the way, love, love, love your snarks!

[bleeding_thorn2]

Thank you!

Holy shit, I hope wherever you are it's fucking warm! Guess I can't bitch about the cold in NY after all.

[undeadnicole]

YAY! I am so excited that you're snarking this book. Loving it so far, can't wait for more. I swear they're all at their most obnoxious in this one. FRYING PAN HITS FOR EVERYONE! :D