Comments | bsc_snark: Little Siser #98: Karen's Fishing Trip, or What is this book about, for real?

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Little Siser #98: Karen's Fishing Trip, or What is this book about, for real?

Dec 01, 2012 20:15

Like a queasy med student who is about to have her first dissection on a large mammal, or like Amanda Bynes finally pulling out those meds and realizing that maybe, just maybe she needs to take these, I am facing my fears today. I am putting on a brave face; I am calling up all my courage. Vodka has been stockpiled, and “Christian Bale” has ( Read more... )

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wavvedout December 2 2012, 16:05:58 UTC

Hey there - I edited it out since that was so not my intention. Honestly (this is not a cop ou), I slide into jokes like that easily because its something Im no stranger to. Again, sorry!

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wavvedout December 2 2012, 18:25:23 UTC

Thanks for bringing it o my attention, though, I certainly wouldnt want to hurt anyones feelings, this is supposed to be a place for everyone to feel comfortable! Glad you enjoyed the rest of the snark!

kakeochi_umai December 2 2012, 09:56:39 UTC

“If I were any happier, I would explode.” Quick! I need a horse, 30 kids eager to be bossed around and happy to listen to complete blabber all day, 5 ice cream trucks, a petting zoo, and a large gold trophy that says ‘KAREN BREWER:OFFICALLY THE MOST INTERESTING, AWESOME, WORTHY MEMBER OF SOCIETY” sent to McLelland Rd!
AWESOME.

If you HOLD on, for one more day…
Dammit, now I have Chow Down (At Chick-Fil-A) stuck in my head. I don't know what I'm going to do in a few months when I'll be sharing the office with other people and won't be able to sing sexually explicit songs out loud while I work anymore.

I am utterly gobsmacked that Kristy restricted herself to just Mary Anne instead of bringing the entire Cult like she usually does.

I choose the same answer to the desert island question that I always choose: someone who can get me the fuck off of there. (I'll take world peace and the fire extinguisher for my other two choices, though.)

wavvedout December 2 2012, 16:07:35 UTC

LOL, Kakeochi your comments are the BEST. Im surprised you were able to even find something to comment on since this book is ABOUT NOTHING EVER.

road_baby December 3 2012, 04:17:59 UTC

Lol! Great snark! Personally I always Google Cillian Murphy when I need to be distracted by some pretty. But Christian is delicious too. Phew! I needed a good snark after watching The Walking Dead and having no one to talk about it with!

wavvedout December 3 2012, 17:11:42 UTC

Just Googled Cillian Murphy. Oh....my. Thanks for the tip :)
I have the new WD DVR'd and havent seen it yet! Im watching it tonight- sounds intense....but then, when are they not?

road_baby December 4 2012, 00:17:01 UTC

Any time! I make it my duty to let others know about Cillian.

glitterberrys December 6 2012, 21:22:44 UTC

Cillian Murphy is so beautiful his looks are kind of wasted on being a dude.

maryjaneargo December 3 2012, 15:57:31 UTC

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wavvedout December 3 2012, 17:11:54 UTC

Surely, thanks for reading!

aceattorneysho December 4 2012, 18:28:17 UTC

I once did a lemonade/Kool Aid stand. We made 20 bucks and fired our neighbor friend's sister because she thought she was 2 kool for it. You can make money! Just not very much of it.

And your vacations? Sadness. My ex's parents were the same way. They ONLY took the kids on educational vacations because that family was never allowed to have any fun ever. (Learning trips can be fun but not every Zeusdamn time.) So glad I did not marry into that. His mom hated me from the moment I stepped in the house because she is awful. ON THE OTHER HAND my mom works in the travel bizniz and has family in Hawai'i so we went on some amazing vacays. The first summer I was in college she managed to swing us a towhouse in a gated community in Hawai'i for a few days. The thing was bigger than our actual house and I never wanted to leave ever.

Also- WOO. Linked.

wavvedout December 4 2012, 23:07:58 UTC

Freaking awesome! Is it so nerdy that Im excited you've read my snarks? I just love yours :) Actually, no need to comment, I know its totally nerdy, but DONT CARE!
I love the fact that you fired someone from the lemonade stand. And even though its not the same thing, I keep picturing George Michael at the Banana Stand pimping chocolate covered bananas. "There's always money in the banana stand, wink wink."

aceattorneysho December 4 2012, 23:15:33 UTC

I was totally George Michael. TOTALLY. (Omg next month = new episodes)

AND PATSY. THAT WOMAN IS A GODDESS. I should not have been watching AbFab at 12 or 13 years old but here were are.

wavvedout December 4 2012, 23:25:25 UTC

Oh my GOD, AB Fab is a religion unto itself. I was that young too, and all I thought was, I want to be English more than anything in the world. I cant believe I dont have a pet named Saffie yet. Give it time.

Two favorite Arrested quotes:

"Bees?",
"BEADS."
"Bees?"
"BEADS."
"Gob's not on board."

"60 dollars for conditioner?"
"Small price to pay for self esteem, Michael."

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