Karen's Half-Birthday (Chapter 15-20)

[xenaeilonwy]

Like I said I have a buttload of snarking time all week so I can begin and end snarks more frequently than when I'm superbusy. So I can post the exciting conclusion of Karen's Half-Birthday snarking a lot quicker than I usually do with these snarks! Yaaaay!

So yeah Karen has a creepy fixation on halves through the entire book. The half-birthday

Comments

[sandstorm]

I think I'd give Karen half of a one two punch if I was at that party.

[masterdivinity]

"half" a punch that was accidentally a full punch

[kahran042]

Well, wouldn't half of a one-two punch be a full punch?

[masterdivinity]

bwaha.. I missed the word "two"

[kakeochi_umai]

I now have the music from my intermediate school's musical of The Halfmen of O stuck in my head. It seems somewhat appropriate that the reason they were called "halfmen" was because unlike normal people who have good and evil in them, they only had evil. That sounds like Karen. XD

So Karen goes "K some of you have to take some things off"
OK, nudity doesn't have the same connotations when it's kids (unless you're Pedobear), but it's still funny.

The illustration is BEAUTIFUL because Natalie, everyone's favorite chew toy, is staring Karen down with a look that could strike a person dead, and I'm just like YEAH GO NATALIE GO!!!
I second this! GO NATALIE!!!

[masterdivinity]

How does she think it would be fun to play a game and stop as half way through- thats not fun. How is it fun to eat half a birthday cake. If you want to have fun and celebrate, invite the class and play some games, eat some cake and don't ask for presents...

I wonder now why I loved Karen as a child...

[masterdivinity]

I am actually surprised she didn't plan half a birthday... but then again she'd not get her half gifts....

[guitar_hwy_rose]

This is the most fucked up book in the history of books.