Baby-Sitters' Fright Night, Part 1

[alula_auburn]

Fright Night

I love the perfunctory titles of the Super Mysteries.  They’re so completely phoned in.  Also, this one came out just a touch after my “live” collecting years, and I honestly might have been tempted, just by the Salem connection.  When I was about ten, I was massively interested in Salem and the witch trials-I read tons of books about

Comments

[kakeochi_umai]

"Has someone put a curse on the BSC?"
No, that bleeding between your legs is normal; it's just called "the curse" because it's as much fun as attending a BSC meeting after getting a new haircut.

Abby looks like she just smelled a really rank fart (and is looking at Mary Anne).I laughed way harder at this than I possibly should have. I really wish it wasn't the character you identify with or I'd make her flatulence an ongoing motif. As it is, it'd be a great variation on those Chapter 2s where the narrator picks some item or event and then talks about each member's preference or how they'd respond. "Mary Anne would be mortified if she farted in public, while her best friend Kristy loves to fart loudly and then describe what it smells like in loving detail. Whenever Claudia farts, Dawn says it's because of her unhealthy diet, but she farts ten times as much as Claudia because of all the beans she eats. Stacey once farted during sex with a hunky high school boy and refused to leave her house until Kristy said that she would be executed

[alula_auburn]

LOL, I may be a Mary Anne, but I'm not quite so sensitive that I will cry if you make fart jokes about her. Considering I already have her copping a feel from K. Ron and perving on Shannon's school uniform. . .

[mimithemuse]

You get extra points for referencing the Fudge books!!!!