overheard on the bus

[browncorduroy]

"uh, it's kind of funny, really. I was trying to steal a 'slippery when wet sign' and I fell

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[jenny_the_nerd]

ray ray the shower queen, how i love her when she's squeaky clean.

[browncorduroy]

1. how you saved up money for months to pay for Irish Car Bombs
2. all of Magnetic Fields 69 love songs volume 1, Boondock Saints
3. we should probably get drunk together...it seems so obvious I can't believe we haven't done it before!
4. miraculous shower-head installation (warning, explicit content!)
5. the night we were both on FIRE comedically after Hemingway section, riding in the trunk of your car And the passenger seat
6. "Where's my cigarrettes?!"
7. Jenny, Blackburn sentinel, do you know the whereabouts of my coat?

[jenny_the_nerd]

Although I hate internet jargon, your response to #4 literally made me LOL.

[jenny_the_nerd]

I think I saw your coat walking down Pacific Street earlier this morning, and me without my gat...

[thrustygirthy]

go d00d.

[browncorduroy]

1. your neverending supply of capri suns, kern's nectar, and fructis products that your dad buys for you in bulk, your stories about your family, how you're a slut now
2. sex dwarf/ hapiness
3. people watch in San Francisco so I can get your biting commentary
4. That green polyster shirt hung on my bedpost sure payed off.
5. Probably when you told me that you liked me "even when you had acne", also when you were hideously drunk at Bixby 2 years ago and shouted that you were the smartest person there
6. "Black people are in this year."
7. It's probably best that I don't know...what is your opinion of me?

[jenny_the_nerd]

That shirt is fucking magic!

[browncorduroy]

I don't think livejournal is the proper forum to make accusations. i'll email you and see if you respond.