Chinese Funnies, Etc.

[browncoatrebel]

Jared, on why underwear is referred to as a pair in English:
"They have two leg holes!"

Rob, describing China's National Day:
"It's like Oktoberfest in China. Except with a lot less beer."

Laoshi: "You don't talk to people like, 'Hi, Sara, I'm evil."
Me: "You do if you're an evil overlord like me! Wo hen ke wu (I'm evil)! How do you say '

Comments

[eponinechakra]

I do. :)

[browncoatrebel]

You do what, exactly?

[eponinechakra]

talk like "Hi. I'm Helen. I'm evil."

[browncoatrebel]

Oh, yeah. Well, I'd expect that from you.

[ricktboy]

dude. why do you think we're called Pack COLLECTIVE?

[browncoatrebel]

Just don't assimilate me, arright? You can call me Annika. :-)

[ricktboy]

see? told you you were hot.

[browncoatrebel]

I don't have giant boobs and wear skintight silver spandex space pajamas. Actually, I don't own anything spandex, AFAIK.