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[browncoatrebel]

And now my mother announces, to my voicemail, that she's having my phone turned off because she only agreed to pay for it while I was a student. She is doing this today at 3:00. I have no money because my bank is run by shitheads and my employer is a fuckwad, so now I'm not going to have a goddamn phone, so when I do have the inevitable breakdown

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[__marcelo]

Holy motherfucking shit.

[browncoatrebel]

More like fuckingmother shit, actually.

(Sorry. Rotten tomatoes willingly accepted at high velocity.)

[__marcelo]

The more I hear about her, the more I'd like to get you to a nice and safe Ranger training compound.

[browncoatrebel]

When you build a jumpgate and a ship that can get me to Minbar, please let me know.