[You are all in a large auction room. No, we don't know where it is, and neither do you. There is a stage up front and rows of folding chairs. On top of the stage is the long-missing Captain Falcon dressed in a snazzy suit. He's not quite sure what he's doing up there, but oh! Hey! A teleprompter! He starts reading.]
WELCOME LADIES AND MANLYMEN TO
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