It's that time again.

[haha_username]

EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!

((ooc: characters don't have to be in brofist to reply. just post with any/all characters))

Comments

[the_police_girl]

[Stare.]

...it's you again.

[haha_username]

Wait. Something is off heWhy aren't you wearing your secretary outfit? I could fire you!

[the_police_girl]

I-- I didn' know I 'ad an ou'fit...

[Wibbl-- wait.]

...I don' work for you!!

[haha_username]

I should have run a background check. I always get the crazy ones.

[a_pokute]

[haha_username]

HOLY CHRIST, AN ALIEN!

[greatknife]

[Arrives.]

[haha_username]

Sorry, no hispanics. I don't have anymore openings.

[greatknife]

...

[Trudges out, clearly dejected.]

[haha_username]

Le deseo suerte en encontrar trabajo, mi amigo!

[coughingblood]

Mo~o, yes? What is it?

[haha_username]

QUICK! My plants need watering!

[coughingblood]

Bimiyo~ni... you could do that on your own, can't you~?

I have my own things to do.

[haha_username]

Clearly they're not THAT important if you came in here. Now water my ficus!

[underpaid_troll]

[Stares]

.... what?

[haha_username]

The toilet needs unclogging in the men's room. Chop chop.

[underpaid_troll]

Wait, wha- I'm not paid to clean toilets!

[haha_username]

You are now. Hop to it! Better wear a mask and gloves.