Twentieth Hunt

[broomscankill]

Back at the castle... I think it's time for a trip to the pub already.

In the mean time, my students should tell me why they deserve a field trip this year.

Comments

[yukimi_mama]

Your first day can't have been that bad.

Short answer: they don't.

[broomscankill]

I had to save a kids fingers from being eaten already.

[yukimi_mama]

Have they just stopped thinking already?

[broomscankill]

I don't think they started.

[puckinyourmom]

Because we won't get caught this year?

[broomscankill]

You mean there won't be a trail of dead corpses?

[puckinyourmom]

Not a trail. Just one.

[broomscankill]

Isn't there another Puckerman this year? That doubles the body count in my books.

[lovelycassie]

I must be really nice to not live in a car anymore.

[broomscankill]

It is. I can just fall on my bed here and not have to worry about kicking a parking break in my sleep.

[lovelycassie]

I'm sure ladies react better to a real bed than a car too.

[broomscankill]

I'll have you know that my car is a babe magnet.

[lncendio]

Because if we don't get one, my last year at Hogwarts won't be memorable at all.

[broomscankill]

That doesn't sound like a team player.

[lncendio]

I'm all about teams.

[broomscankill]

Be a team leader on making sure no one screws around this year.

[donttelldaddy]

That bad already? You poor thing.

[broomscankill]

I've been through worse.

[donttelldaddy]

Oh?

[broomscankill]

I'd tell you, but I'm not at liberty to discuss the situations.