Tenth Hunt

[broomscankill]

Hey, do the Quidditch Captains still pick a fifth year to tie up to a tree in the forbidden forest? All of you look like you don't have the stomach for hazing though.

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[flaxenflowers]

And what would be the point of that? This hazing stuff is just nonsense.

[broomscankill]

Come on, it's a joke. It's not like kids ever got meat strung on them to see if something hungry pops up.

[flaxenflowers]

That sounds stupid.

[broomscankill]

You're not one of the cool kids, are you?

[donttelldaddy]

Was that a tradition?

[broomscankill]

Back when I was here it was.

[donttelldaddy]

It hasn't been, as long as I've been here.

[broomscankill]

Kids now have no sense of tradition.

[dofaye]

That is a disgusting idea.

[broomscankill]

I didn't start it.

[dofaye]

You shouldn't encourage it! Some of the students may get inspired.

[broomscankill]

Before you get your pitchfork out, I was just asking. I need to know if I have to untie some kid once in a while.

[redwhiteandhero]

No, because we're not assholes.

[broomscankill]

Before you get huffy, I was never on the team.

[redwhiteandhero]

That doesn't surprise me.

[broomscankill]

Sports aren't my thing. I'll watch them, but I won't play them.

[manlychester]

...Nothing ever actually came, you know that, right? For one thing, the tree they did it at wasn't that deep into the forest...

[broomscankill]

I know nothing ever came. Scrawny kids are bad bait.

[manlychester]

Bait for what, Dean? You know as well as I do that the centaurs would probably just kick the kids out for trespassing.