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Sep 16, 2008 08:32

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners ( Read more... )

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jgurtler September 16 2008, 14:04:12 UTC
Hee hee hee. Some of those are priceless!! Thanks for posting them.

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akabins September 16 2008, 15:20:33 UTC
So funny. I can hardly pick out a favourite. OKay it's gotta be:

"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't"

I love wonky description. Thanks for posting!

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